The Best 7 Sysadmin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sysadmin jokes. There are some sysadmin sudo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sysadmin linux puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sysadmin Jokes and Puns

A Linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy

A Linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy.


"I can't serve you that"


"There you go".

Clint Eastwood should do a movie where he is a crotchety old sysadmin.

Then we could have the line: "Get off my LAN."

A nerdy sysadmin joke for today

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC

(thank you very much)

My ex wouldn't have been a very good sysadmin...

She was very much a $user.

What does a dyslexic Linux SysAdmin have for breakfast?

cron flakes

My girlfriend wouldn't have been a very good sysadmin...

She was very much a $user.

a dirty sysadmin joke


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sysadmin emit jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sysadmin server piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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