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81 syrup jokes and hilarious syrup puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about syrup that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Delight your friends and family with these syrup jokes! With topics ranging from maple syrup, cough syrup, corn syrup, raspberry molasses, and more, this collection of jokes will keep the whole room laughing. From corny puns to sassy one-liners, these jokes are surefire crowd-pleasers!

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Funniest Syrup Short Jokes

Short syrup jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The syrup humour may include short molasses jokes also.

  1. When a maple syrup producer sees a maple tree they don't own, do they think "I'd tap that"?
  2. Did you hear about the guy who couldn't stop pouring maple syrup on his bike? Apparently he's stuck in a viscous cycle.
  3. My Kids Got p**... at Me for Cooking pancake this Morning Seems he was their favorite rabbit
  4. Toast at a Wedding "May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live." That's an Irish toast.
    "cinnamon, eggs, bread, and maple syrup." That's a French toast.
  5. What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker? They both take away the coffin.
  6. What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree? "I'd tap that."
  7. I tried to buy some cough syrup earlier, but apparently you need photographic ID. Anyhow, I solved the problem.
    I bought a huge box of laxatives and took them all - now I'm far too scared to cough.
  8. I could never be a sugar daddy I'm cheap and unhealthy. So I'd prefer to be called a high fructose corn syrup father.
  9. My girlfriend asked me to get her a cold drink. Apparently cough syrup wasn't what she was after.
  10. Blood is Thicker than water, but maple syrup is Thicker than blood. Therefore, pancakes are more important than family.

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Syrup One Liners

Which syrup one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with syrup? I can suggest the ones about sugar and honey.

  1. What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard? Just turn off sticky keys
  2. I put maple syrup on shopping list Now it's all sticky!
  3. How do you get up on a horse made of pancakes? Using the syrups.
  4. How did the pancake become the king? He u-syruped the throne.
  5. Did you hear about the maple syrup company that went out of business? Those Poor Saps.
  6. What do you call it when you put syrup in the washing machine? A viscous cycle
  7. What does the pope put on his pancakes? Papal syrup.
  8. How do you overcome tyrannical pancakes? U syrup 'em
  9. I put some maple syrup on my meatballs I wanted to make them Swedish (sweetish),
  10. why did Dracula's mom give him cough syrup? because Dracula was coffin.
  11. Making Maple Syrup Is a sticky business
  12. How do you make a Canadian with a lisp happy? You tell them to syr-up, buddy!
  13. I pour maple syrup over my essays Because they're 100% waffle.
  14. Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup? Because Dracula was coffin.
  15. What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? "I'm sweet on you!"

Maple Syrup Jokes

Here is a list of funny maple syrup jokes and even better maple syrup puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why hasn't science cured Canadians' syrup addiction yet? Funding dried up when it was realized it maple money from other import causes.
  • What do you call maple syrup with a speech impediment? Mrs. Stuttersworth.
  • I invented a new maple syrup! It's called Ain't Yo Mama's
  • Air Canada is the worst Instead of peanuts we got maple syrup
  • What kind of Maple Syrup does yo mama use? Aunt Jemima. Hehehe.
  • What do you call ants in your syrup? Maple flakes
    From my well intentioned girlfriend
  • Did you hear what Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau got on his SAT's? Maple Syrup.
  • A ship hauling maple syrup ran ashore, The captain was quoted as saying, "It's a sticky situation."
  • Imagine the guy who invented maple syrup... Hey this tree tastes way better than the last 10 trees I s**...!
  • If you scratch and sniff a Canadian dollar, you can smell maple syrup If you scratch and sniff an American dollar, you can smell a stripper's p**... hair

Cough Syrup Jokes

Here is a list of funny cough syrup jokes and even better cough syrup puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I bought my wife some cough syrup today, For my ears.
  • I've developed an addiction to a particular brand of homeopathic cough syrup. It's ok though, I'm still 99.9999999999999999999999% drug-free!
  • What is a libertarian's favorite cough syrup? Sudafed
  • They developed a new type of cough syrup for Elephants with bad tusks. They call it, Robituskin'.
  • If you are not supposed to a**... cough syrup, Then why does it come with a plastic shot glass?
  • Do you know what's sticky, g**..., tastes bad and starts with the letter c? Cough syrup
Syrup joke, Do you know what's sticky, g**..., tastes bad and starts with the letter c?

Corn Syrup Jokes

Here is a list of funny corn syrup jokes and even better corn syrup puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • They say by 2020 every farm in America is gonna be Replaced by giant blocks of high fructose corn syrup
  • So, sugar, what's your beef with corn syrup?
Syrup joke, So, sugar, what's your beef with corn syrup?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about syrup can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of syrup puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Silly & Ridiculous Syrup Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about syrup you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean sauce jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make syrup prank.

Joke in honor of mole day

Three moles are going through the ground looking for food.
The first mole pops up out of the ground and sniffs around.
He says "hey guys I think were getting close I smell some syrup".
The next mole pops up and says "ya we must be a smell some syrup too".
The last mole pops up and says "I don't know guys all I smell is some molasses"

Cough Medicine

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"
The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

There were 3 moles living in a hole...

One day, they wake up to the smell of pancakes cooking. The first mole sticks his head out of the hole and says "I smell pancakes!" The second mole sticks his head out of the hole and says "I smell syrup!" The last mole tries to stick his head out of the hole, but gets stuck behind the other two, so he said "All I smell is molasses."

A man was found dead under an ice-cream truck, covered in chocolate syrup and sprinkles..

Police think he topped himself.

c**... advice

The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.
He asks the clerk:
"What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him a bottle of laxative."
The pharmacist said:
"You can't treat a cough with a laxative!"
The clerk responded, "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough!

Three men are on a boat back to North America...

A Mexican, an American, and a Canadian are all heading back to their home countries after going on a vacation in Europe. Suddenly the boat starts to sink. The Canadian says, "The boat is too heavy, we need to get rid of some stuff." The Mexican says, "We already have too many of these in Mexico!" and he throws the tacos out of the boat. The Canadian says, "We already have too many of these in Canada!" and he throws all the maple syrup off the boat. The American says, "We already have too many of these in America!" and he throws the Mexican off the boat.
*apoligies for racism, I am not a racist person*

A pharmacist walked into his shop....

.... to find a man leaning against the wall.
"What's wrong with him?", he asked his assistant.
"He came in for cough syrup, but I couldn't find any
so I gave him an entire box of laxatives."
"You idiot" said the chemist, "You can't treat a cough with laxatives."
"Of course you can" the assistant replied,
"Look at him........he daren't cough now!!"

Three moles smell something.

Papa mole first pokes his head out of the hole and sniffs. He then says "I smell some good pancakes and syrup." Next mama mole pokes her head out of the hole and says "all I smell is fruits and honey." Then baby mole tries to poke his head out of the hole and says " I can't smell anything except molasses."

A man walking in the street sees a coffin bouncing toward him

Terrified, he runs away, between cars, through front yards, nothing works
Finally, he runs into a pharmacy, and out of desperation throws a bottle of cough syrup at it
Only then does the coffin' stop

There once was a family of moles in their mole hole when one smelled something sweet...

The father mole stuck his head out of the mole hole and said "is that honey?" So the mother mole squeezed through the hole next to the father and smelled "that may be maple syrup! It smells so wonderful!" The baby mole, wanting to see what all the commotion was about, frustratingly couldn't fit between the father and mother mole. So he wailed " All I smell is molasses!"

I smell maple syrup!

A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole. One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way. So he says, "Geez, all I can smell is . . . . .
molasses."

A Walmart pharmacist walks in to relieve her co-worker and sees a man leaning against the shelves.

She asks her co-worker , "What's with that guy over there leaning against the shelves?" He says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. We're out of cough syrup, so I gave him a whole bottle of laxative."
"You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"
"Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

Mole joke

One day the dad mole pops his head out of the mole hole and goes: "I smell pancakes"
Then the mom mole squeezes her head out of the hole and says: " I smell pancakes and syrup"
Then the baby mole tries to squeeze his head up by gets stuck and says: "all I smell are moleasses"

3 moles are digging underground in a single-file line.

The first mole stops digging and says, I smell syrup!
The second mole lifts up its head and says, I smell honey!
The mole in the back yells, I smell mole-a**...!

A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup

Three days later the patient comes for a check up and the doctor asks Well? Are you still coughing?
The patient replies No. I'm afraid to.

A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.

One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I smell is MOLASSES!"

When life gives you...

...High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Furmarate, Yellow #5, Tocopherol and less than 2% natural flavors...
...Make lemonade.

Three moles live in a hole together.

One day a pancake breakfast is set up around the mole hole. One of the three moles sticks his head out of the hole and says, "I smell syrup!"
The second mole sticks his head out of the hole and says, "I smell ketchup!"
The third mole tries to stick his head out of the hole, but cannot because the other two are blocking him. Frustrated, he says, "All I smell is molasses!"

A pharmacist walks back into his shop after taking a break.

He finds a man leaning against a wall and asks his assistant What's wrong with him?
He came in for some cough syrup , explains the assistant, but I couldn't find any so I gave him laxatives instead.
What! exclaims the pharmacist, horrified. You can't treat a cough with laxatives!
Of course you can. , the assistant says. Look at him, he's far too scared to cough.

Pharmacy

The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall. The owner goes inside and asks his clerk what? s up. "He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn't find the cough syrup," the clerk explains. "So I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all at once. " "Laxatives won't cure a cough, you idiot," the owner shouts angrily. "Sure it will," the clerk says, pointing at the man leaning on the wall. "Look at him. He's afraid to cough. "

Three moles are crawling through their borrow on their way to breakfast, one right after the other.

The first mole says, I can already smell that sizzling bacon.
The second mole says, I'm pretty sure I can smell hot pancakes with fresh butter and syrup.
The last mole says, the only thing I can smell is molasses.

A chemist finds a man leaning against the wall of his shop.

'What's wrong with him?' says the chemist.
His assistant replies, 'He came in for cough syrup, but I couldn't find any, so I gave him laxatives'
'Idiot!' says the chemist. 'You can't treat a cough with laxatives'
'Of course you can' the assistant replies. ' Look at him, he's too afraid to cough'

What I meant to say…

A man arrived at work, visibly frustrated and irritated. His colleague asked what's wrong.
The man said, Uggghhh, my wife got super mad at me because I misspoke.
The colleague asked what happened.
The man said, So my wife and I were eating breakfast. What I *meant* to say was 'Good morning, honey, would you please pass the syrup?
Instead, I accidentally said, You've ruined my life, you miserable Crone.

Dogs are forever in the push up postion.

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
RIP to one of my favorite comedians, Mitch Hedberg. The king of one liners

The Enterprise-D had just accomplished a major Starfleet mission, so the crew went to celebrate at Ten Forward. Captain Picard and Chief O'Brien were chosen to give the toasts.

First O'Brien gave his toast; "May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live."
Next Picard gave his toast; "Cinnamon, eggs, bread and maple syrup."
The bartender, Guinan, admired O'Brien's toast, but was absolutely confused by Picard's.
So O'Brien explained, "As you all know, I'm from Ireland, so I gave a traditional Irish toast."
And Picard explained, "And as you all know, I'm from France..."

A chemist walks into the store he owns...

and he sees a man, leaning up against a wall near the counter.
"What's wrong with him?" he asks his assistant.
"He needed a bottle of cough syrup," explains the assistant, "but I couldn't find any, so I sold him a bottle of laxatives instead."
"WHAT?" bellows the chemist. "You can't treat a cough with laxatives!!!"
"Of course you can," replies the assistant, pointing at the man. "Look at him! He's FAR too scared to cough!"

Syrup joke, A chemist walks into the store he owns...

jokes about syrup

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