The Best 51 Syrup Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Syrup jokes. There are some syrup pancakes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these syrup blueberry puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Syrup Jokes and Puns
Joke in honor of mole day
Three moles are going through the ground looking for food.
The first mole pops up out of the ground and sniffs around.
He says "hey guys I think were getting close I smell some syrup".
The next mole pops up and says "ya we must be a smell some syrup too".
The last mole pops up and says "I don't know guys all I smell is some molasses"
What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?
"I'd tap that."
Cough Medicine
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"
The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
There were 3 moles living in a hole...
One day, they wake up to the smell of pancakes cooking. The first mole sticks his head out of the hole and says "I smell pancakes!" The second mole sticks his head out of the hole and says "I smell syrup!" The last mole tries to stick his head out of the hole, but gets stuck behind the other two, so he said "All I smell is molasses."
A man was found dead under an ice-cream truck, covered in chocolate syrup and sprinkles..
Police think he topped himself.
Crappy advice
The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.
He asks the clerk:
"What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him a bottle of laxative."
The pharmacist said:
"You can't treat a cough with a laxative!"
The clerk responded, "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough!
Three men are on a boat back to North America...
A Mexican, an American, and a Canadian are all heading back to their home countries after going on a vacation in Europe. Suddenly the boat starts to sink. The Canadian says, "The boat is too heavy, we need to get rid of some stuff." The Mexican says, "We already have too many of these in Mexico!" and he throws the tacos out of the boat. The Canadian says, "We already have too many of these in Canada!" and he throws all the maple syrup off the boat. The American says, "We already have too many of these in America!" and he throws the Mexican off the boat.
*apoligies for racism, I am not a racist person*
How do you overcome tyrannical pancakes?
U syrup 'em
A pharmacist walked into his shop....
.... to find a man leaning against the wall.
"What's wrong with him?", he asked his assistant.
"He came in for cough syrup, but I couldn't find any
so I gave him an entire box of laxatives."
"You idiot" said the chemist, "You can't treat a cough with laxatives."
"Of course you can" the assistant replied,
"Look at him........he daren't cough now!!"
Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?
Because Dracula was coffin.
When a maple syrup producer sees a maple tree they don't own, do they think "I'd tap that"?
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Three moles smell something.
Papa mole first pokes his head out of the hole and sniffs. He then says "I smell some good pancakes and syrup." Next mama mole pokes her head out of the hole and says "all I smell is fruits and honey." Then baby mole tries to poke his head out of the hole and says " I can't smell anything except molasses."
Toast at a Wedding
"May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live." That's an Irish toast.
"Cinnamon, eggs, bread, and maple syrup." That's a French toast.
My girlfriend asked me to get her a cold drink.
Apparently cough syrup wasn't what she was after.
What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?
They both take away the coffin.
A man walking in the street sees a coffin bouncing toward him
Terrified, he runs away, between cars, through front yards, nothing works
Finally, he runs into a pharmacy, and out of desperation throws a bottle of cough syrup at it
Only then does the coffin' stop
There once was a family of moles in their mole hole when one smelled something sweet...
The father mole stuck his head out of the mole hole and said "is that honey?" So the mother mole squeezed through the hole next to the father and smelled "that may be maple syrup! It smells so wonderful!" The baby mole, wanting to see what all the commotion was about, frustratingly couldn't fit between the father and mother mole. So he wailed " All I smell is molasses!"
I smell maple syrup!
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole. One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way. So he says, "Geez, all I can smell is . . . . .
molasses."
kids are like pancakes
Delicious with syrup
If you are not supposed to abuse cough syrup,
Then why does it come with a plastic shot glass?
Why is cream better than syrup?
I can't syruppie your mom
Blood is Thicker than water, but maple syrup is Thicker than blood.
Therefore, pancakes are more important than family.
I pour maple syrup over my essays
Because they're 100% waffle.
I tried to buy some cough syrup earlier, but apparently you need photographic ID.
Anyhow, I solved the problem.
I bought a huge box of laxatives and took them all - now I'm far too scared to cough.
How do you make a Canadian with a lisp happy?
You tell them to syr-up, buddy!
What do you call it when you put syrup in the washing machine?
A viscous cycle
Did you hear about the guy who couldn't stop pouring maple syrup on his bike?
Apparently he's stuck in a viscous cycle.
Imagine the guy who invented maple syrup...
Hey this tree tastes way better than the last 10 trees I sucked!
What do you call a godly syrup?
mALLAHsses
I've developed an addiction to a particular brand of homeopathic cough syrup.
It's ok though, I'm still 99.9999999999999999999999% drug-free!
A Walmart pharmacist walks in to relieve her co-worker and sees a man leaning against the shelves.
She asks her co-worker , "What's with that guy over there leaning against the shelves?" He says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. We're out of cough syrup, so I gave him a whole bottle of laxative."
"You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"
"Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
What does the pope put on his pancakes?
Papal syrup.
Making Maple Syrup
Is a sticky business
why did Dracula's mom give him cough syrup?
because Dracula was coffin.
Do you know what's sticky, gross, tastes bad and starts with the letter c?
Cough syrup
Mole joke
One day the dad mole pops his head out of the mole hole and goes: "I smell pancakes"
Then the mom mole squeezes her head out of the hole and says: " I smell pancakes and syrup"
Then the baby mole tries to squeeze his head up by gets stuck and says: "all I smell are moleasses"
Sometimes I think it's my fault my dog died from diabetes
Pouring syrup over his dog bones was never good idea, especially at his wake.
I could never be a sugar daddy
I'm cheap and unhealthy. So I'd prefer to be called a high fructose corn syrup father.
If you scratch and sniff a Canadian dollar, you can smell maple syrup
If you scratch and sniff an American dollar, you can smell a stripper's pubic hair
My wife complains that she keeps putting on weight. "But I eat like a bird!" she cries.
It's true. She eats half her own weight in sugar syrup every day.
What do you call maple syrup with a speech impediment?
Mrs. Stuttersworth.
They say by 2020 every farm in America is gonna be
Replaced by giant blocks of high fructose corn syrup
Why hasn't science cured Canadians' syrup addiction yet?
Funding dried up when it was realized it maple money from other import causes.
I put some maple syrup on my meatballs
I wanted to make them Swedish (sweetish),
I bought my wife some cough syrup today,
For my ears.
3 moles are digging underground in a single-file line.
The first mole stops digging and says, I smell syrup!
The second mole lifts up its head and says, I smell honey!
The mole in the back yells, I smell mole-asses!
A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup
Three days later the patient comes for a check up and the doctor asks Well? Are you still coughing?
The patient replies No. I'm afraid to.
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.
One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I smell is MOLASSES!"
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys
When life gives you...
...High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Furmarate, Yellow #5, Tocopherol and less than 2% natural flavors...
...Make lemonade.
Three moles live in a hole together.
One day a pancake breakfast is set up around the mole hole. One of the three moles sticks his head out of the hole and says, "I smell syrup!"
The second mole sticks his head out of the hole and says, "I smell ketchup!"
The third mole tries to stick his head out of the hole, but cannot because the other two are blocking him. Frustrated, he says, "All I smell is molasses!"
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