The Best 5 Syringe Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Syringe jokes. There are some syringe plunger jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these syringe junkie puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Syringe Jokes and Puns

I decided not to vaccinate my daughter...

I let the nurse do it instead; she's much more adept with a syringe.

The Scots invented hypnosis, chloroform and the hypodermic syringe.

Wouldn't it just be easier to talk to a woman?

I'm having an allergic reaction, quick, get my syringe!

It's in that book over there, the Epi-Tome

My roommate dressed as a syringe for our Halloween house party.

He's upstairs with the sexy girl wearing the Courtney Love costume.

In the addict.

A syringe without a needle

Is pointless


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the syringe pres jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working syringe krokodil piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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