Syringe Jokes
7 syringe jokes and hilarious syringe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about syringe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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I decided not to vaccinate my daughter...
I let the nurse do it instead; she's much more adept with a syringe.
The Scots invented hypnosis, chloroform and the hypodermic syringe.
Wouldn't it just be easier to talk to a woman?
A doctor fills a syringe with glitter and injects the patient.
"Whats that?" asks the patient.
The doctor replies "An esthetic."
I'm having an allergic reaction, quick, get my syringe!
It's in that book over there, the Epi-Tome
My roommate dressed as a syringe for our Halloween house party.
He's upstairs with the s**... girl wearing the Courtney Love costume.
In the addict.
A syringe without a needle
Is pointless
Three politicians were captured by terrorists...
Terrorists: We will infect you with AIDS by injecting you with a syringe with infected blood unless you give in to our demands.
Politician G: No, i will not give in.
Politician N: We do not negotiate with terrorists.
Politician E: Go ahead, do your worst.
The terrorists & politicians were taken aback by E's audacity. The terrorists regroup & thinks this is a bluff.
The politicians huddled quietly within themselves.
Politician G & N to E: What are you doing? AIDS is a very serious matter.
E: I know, but i know i will not be infected.
G & N: How? Why not?
E: Haha, these terrorists don't know i'm wearing a c**... right now.
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