The Best 10 Syrians Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Syrians jokes. There are some syrians assad jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these syrians bashar puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Syrians Jokes and Puns

What face does a Syrian make when he has a bad day?

Assad one.

On a side note, I hope prosperity upon all the Syrians who have been displaced.

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Q. What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What do the Syrians and Fred Flinstone have in common?

They both have to put up with a lot of Rubble.

You know, I agree with Trump about refugees...

...we can't just let all of these Syrians come into America and take all of our Mexican people's jobs!


What's the most consumed beverage by Syrians?

Saltwater.

Syria is wherever the Syrians are

in Europe

I think T series is from the Middle East?

Why do we call them T Syrians and not T Indians

Racist are one of the worst types of people

They are almost worse than Syrians

-from Turkey-

20% of Syrians live in turmoil and unrest.

The other 80% live in the Greece, Germany, Sweden ect

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the syrians fireworks jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working syrians beijing piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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