Syrian Jokes

66 syrian jokes and hilarious syrian puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about syrian that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Best Short Syrian Jokes

Short syrian puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The syrian humour may include short syrian refugee jokes also.

  1. What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital? I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
  2. What's the difference between a Syrian wedding and an ISIS training camp? I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
  3. As a Syrian, I don't know why America is taking so long to get a definitive result from their election. We know our results months in advance!
  4. Whats the difference between an ISIS stronghold and a syrian school? I dont know, i just fly the drone.
  5. What face does a Syrian make when he has a bad day? Assad one.
    On a side note, I hope prosperity upon all the Syrians who have been displaced.
  6. What's the difference between a Syrian airbase And a Syrian orphanage I don't know I just fly the drone
  7. How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base? I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.
  8. How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle? Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
  9. An Iranian, Iraqi, Libyan, Somalian, Sudanese, Syrian and a Yemenite walk into a bar in america. Just kidding, they can't.
  10. After being hit by an airstrike from the Turkish air force, a Syrian leader was quoted as saying... "As God is my witness, I thought the Turkish couldn't fly..."
Syrian joke, After being hit by an airstrike from the Turkish air force, a Syrian leader was quoted as saying...

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about syrian can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of syrian puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Syrian One Liners

Which syrian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with syrian? I can suggest the ones about drone and afghan.

  1. Get in on Syrian real estate now! The markets are exploding!
  2. Q. What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles? A. Electricity.
  3. How do you pick up Syrian chicks? In pieces.
  4. Turkey shot down Syrian helicopter at the border. How did they train it to do that?
  5. How do you stop a Syrian Tank? Shoot the guy pushing it
  6. What causes erosion? Syrian migrants.
  7. Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball? because they don't know where home is
  8. Why don't Syrian kids ever take showers? They wash up on shore.
  9. How do you play Syrian Bingo? B-52, F-15, B-1...
  10. What's the most consumed beverage by Syrians? Saltwater.
  11. A Syrian walks into a bar.. He orders a long island.
  12. Syria is wherever the Syrians are in Europe
  13. What is the tagline of Syrian tourism department? Come to Syria;have a blast.
  14. What do penguins and the Syrian airfield have in common? They're both flightless
  15. I think T series is from the Middle East? Why do we call them T Syrians and not T Indians

Syrian Refugee Jokes

Here is a list of funny syrian refugee jokes and even better syrian refugee puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter? Isisicles
  • The EU has said that more needs to be done to help the Syrian refugees, especially the children. May I recommend swimming lessons?
  • You know, I agree with Trump about refugees... ...we can't just let all of these Syrians come into America and take all of our Mexican people's jobs!
  • Angela Merkel got sad when she heard that she didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize after taking in so many Syrian refugees So I offered her a tissue 🇸🇾
  • What do Syrian refugees eat for breakfast? Syrial!
  • What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common? They both keep trying to get on our shores....
  • What is a Syrian r**...'s favorite kind of taco? Assad-A
  • A Syrian r**... was telling our journalist about his love of extreme sports. The journalist then asked what he thought of his r**... housing. "It's in Tents."
  • So a Syrian r**... walks into a bar in Hungary. No, he doesn't.
  • Did you hear about the Syrian r**... who escaped to America? Trump promptly deported her to Mexico with all the other Muslim rapists
Syrian joke, Did you hear about the Syrian r**... who escaped to America?

Great Syrian Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about syrian you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean missile jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make syrian prank.

Three Muslim women are sitting talking...

The first one says, "I miss my eldest son Ahmed. He was martyred in Iraq last year."
"Oh I know," says the second women, "I miss little Hamza. He drove a car-bomb into a Syrian checkpoint six months ago."
The third woman nodded, "Me too. My Omar was a s**... bomber in Gaza, so sad."
The first woman shook her head sadly. "Kids these days. They blow up so fast."

Lucky day for Philadelphia Eagles head coach Chip Kelly.

Philadelphia Eagles head coach Chip Kelly was watching the news when he witnessed something astounding. A young Syrian man had just thrown a hand grenade over 100 yards through the window of a building into a room that housed a s**.... He was so impressed that he had the man found and brought into the states to play for his team.
After a very successful rookie season the young man was discussing his rookie of the year award via telephone with his mother.
She told him that she was proud but living in fear constantly. She continued " your brother was shot twice just in the last few weeks and your sister is regularly the victim of assault. Matters have escalated and life is worse than it has ever been. I will never, ever forgive you for bringing us to Philly."

A German, a Russian, and a Syrian are in a life raft ...

The raft is slowly sinking and the 3 castaways are afraid it will sink before they are rescued, so they start looking around for things they can dispose of to lighten the load.
The Russian takes a case of fine v**..., throws it overboard and says, "We have plenty of that in my country."
Seeing the Russian's generous gesture, the Syrian takes a bag of fine hibiscus tea, throws it overboard and says, "We have plenty in my country."
Finally, the German, seeing that it is his turn, throws the Syrian overboard and says, "We have plenty of those in my country."

Two Syrian refugees land in America...

They make a bet to see who can become the most American. A year later they meet up for coffee. The first man says " I am so American. I have a hot white wife, a daughter, a house and a well paying job. I drink Budweiser with my friends after work at happy hour. I have come to accept gay marriage as a human right. I joined a bowling league and my average is above 200. What have you done?" The other Syrian looks at him and says " Shut up t**...!"

Did you hear about Syrian s**... dolls?

They blow themselves up!

So a Korean man, a Syrian man, and a Mexican man are all in a truck. Who's driving?


An American, a Chinese, a Russian, a German and a Syrian passenger are on a train...

The American starts to toss legal documents out the train's window.
The German asks, "Vy are you doing zat?"
The American replies, "We have too much of these."
Then the Chinese begins throwing rice out the window.
The German asks, "Vy are you doing zat now?"
The Chinese replies, "We got lay too much of that lice."
The Russian then flicks dashcams and v**... out his window.
The German asks, "Vat's the matter vith those?"
The Russian replies, "They're too common where I'm from, comrade."
The German looks at the Syrian guy.
#The Syrian guy, nervous, exclaims, "Don't you fooking dare!"

What do the Syrians and Fred Flinstone have in common?

They both have to put up with a lot of Rubble.

What's the difference between a Syrian chapel and a Turkish t**... camp?

America will let in people from the t**... camp.

What did the Syrian say about the airline food?

He'd say it was awful if he could get on the plane.

Three Syrian guys are talking when the first one says,"Can I ask you a question?"

The second guy says,"Sure! Ask us!" The first guy sits there doing nothing when the third guy says, "Damascus!"

So ISIS have stockpiled over 10,000 brand new Syrian passports.

I'm seeing a lot of blank faces.

What's the difference between a deadly chemical plant and a Syrian school yard?

I don't know, they just have me fly the drone

You know what else isn't coming home?

Dead syrian children

I showed some Syrian kids my new drone today.

They were all blown away by it.

What's the similarity between a p**... head and a Syrian girl wearing jeans?

They both get s**....

Syrian joke, As a Syrian, I don't know why America is taking so long to get a definitive result from their electi

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The impact of these syrian jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.