The Best 4 Syphillis Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Syphillis jokes. There are some syphillis lung jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these syphillis gonorrhoea puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Syphillis Jokes and Puns

My doctor told me that I have syphillis, gonnorhea and chlamydia. On the positive side...


What's green and eats nuts?


Doctor: I have some bad and good news. First the negativeโ€”You have syphillis, chlamydia, and Hepatitis.

But on the positive side, HIV.

A boy asks his father

"Daddy, why did you name my sister rose?"
"Because when we met I she gave me a rose"
"Why am I called syphillis?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the syphillis std jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working syphillis herpes piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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