Syphilis Jokes
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HAGS disease
"I am afraid you have HAGS disease," the doctor explained, "That is h**..., Aids, Gonorrhea, and s**..., so we are immediately putting you on a pizza and pancake diet."
"Those foods will cure me?" he is asked.
"No," says the doctor, "But those foods we can slide under the door to the room we are locking you up in!"
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What's worse than biting into an apple and discovering a worm?
Slowly dying of late stage s**....
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AIDS, h**..., s**..., and a timeshare. Which one doesn't belong?
s**.... You can get rid of that.
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Before I begin today's lecture
I'd like to relay an anecdote from my days as a student. My classmate and I both loved the same girl. In the end, she chose him and I was left with heartbreak. But my classmate was left with heart failure. Which brings me to today's subject: s**... and its complications.
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A man proposes to his girlfriend. She has one condition.
s**....
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A young soldier writes a letter to his father.
"Dad, I got s**..."
A week later he receives a response:
"Son, I don't know much about those military decorations but you should wear it with pride"
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Q: What's green and eats meat?
A: s**....
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What do Aids, s**... and Chlamydia have in common?
Your mom.
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I think the Tuskegee Airmen were incredibly brave...
...not only were they fighter pilots, they all had s**...!
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There's no "I" in team...
...but there's two in s**... :/
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What did Jewish, s**...-infested women in the 70s have?
A burning bush.
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Is s**... forever?
Or is it kinda like... Clap on, Clap off?
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What is the Russian word for "s**..."?
Rotchercrotchoff
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Nurse comes out of doctor's office
Nurse comes out of doctor's office and says:
"Due to new GDPR rules I'm not allowed to call you in by names. The patient with s**..., please come in."
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What's worse than lobsters on your piano?
s**...
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My girlfriend thinks she has s**.....
I keep telling her it's all in her head.
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What's big and red and eats rocks?
A big red rock eater.
What's microscopic, green and eats rocks?
s**....
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Syphilis One Liners
Which syphilis one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with syphilis? I can suggest the ones about penicillin and leprosy.
- A man proposes to his girlfriend. She has one condition. s**....
- Q: What's green and eats meat?
A: s**.... - What do Aids, s**... and Chlamydia have in common? Your mom.
- There's no "I" in team... ...but there's two in s**... :/
- What did Jewish, s**...-infested women in the 70s have? A burning bush.
- Is s**... forever? Or is it kinda like... Clap on, Clap off?
- What is the Russian word for "s**..."? Rotchercrotchoff
- What's worse than lobsters on your piano? s**...
- My girlfriend thinks she has s**..... I keep telling her it's all in her head.
- What happened after h**... got s**... and went blind? After that he could not see.
- Everybody pays for s**... . . . ... at least the h**... are honest with their s**...?
- What's the name of the Hogwarts Professor that has an STI? s**... Snape
- Everyone calls me Al Capone Because I have s**....
- What s**... transmitted disease did the galactic empire create? s**.....
