The Best 15 Syphilis Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Syphilis jokes. There are some syphilis herpes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these syphilis whorrible puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Syphilis Jokes and Puns

What is green and eats nuts?


What's yellow and eats nuts?


HAGS disease

"I am afraid you have HAGS disease," the doctor explained, "That is Herpes, Aids, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis, so we are immediately putting you on a pizza and pancake diet."

"Those foods will cure me?" he is asked.

"No," says the doctor, "But those foods we can slide under the door to the room we are locking you up in!"

Syphilis joke, HAGS disease

A man proposes to his girlfriend. She has one condition.


Before I begin today's lecture

I'd like to relay an anecdote from my days as a student. My classmate and I both loved the same girl. In the end, she chose him and I was left with heartbreak. But my classmate was left with heart failure. Which brings me to today's subject: Syphilis and its complications.

A young soldier writes a letter to his father.

"Dad, I got syphilis"
A week later he receives a response:
"Son, I don't know much about those military decorations but you should wear it with pride"

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

Syphilis joke, What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

I think the Tuskegee Airmen were incredibly brave...

...not only were they fighter pilots, they all had syphilis!

There's no "I" in team...

...but there's two in syphilis :/

Is syphilis forever?

Or is it kinda like... Clap on, Clap off?

What is the Russian word for "syphilis"?


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Nurse comes out of doctor's office

Nurse comes out of doctor's office and says:
"Due to new GDPR rules I'm not allowed to call you in by names. The patient with syphilis, please come in."

What's worse than lobsters on your piano?


My girlfriend thinks she has syphilis..

I keep telling her it's all in her head.

What's big and red and eats rocks?

A big red rock eater.

What's microscopic, green and eats rocks?


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