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Syphilis
Syphilis
"I am afraid you have HAGS disease," the doctor explained, "That is Herpes, Aids, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis, so we are immediately putting you on a pizza and pancake diet."
"Those foods will cure me?" he is asked.
"No," says the doctor, "But those foods we can slide under the door to the room we are locking you up in!"
Syphilis.
I'd like to relay an anecdote from my days as a student. My classmate and I both loved the same girl. In the end, she chose him and I was left with heartbreak. But my classmate was left with heart failure. Which brings me to today's subject: Syphilis and its complications.
"Dad, I got syphilis"
A week later he receives a response:
"Son, I don't know much about those military decorations but you should wear it with pride"
Your mom.
...not only were they fighter pilots, they all had syphilis!
...but there's two in syphilis :/
Or is it kinda like... Clap on, Clap off?
Rotchercrotchoff
Nurse comes out of doctor's office and says:
"Due to new GDPR rules I'm not allowed to call you in by names. The patient with syphilis, please come in."
Syphilis
I keep telling her it's all in her head.
A big red rock eater.
What's microscopic, green and eats rocks?
Syphilis.
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