Syphilis Jokes
32 syphilis jokes and hilarious syphilis puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about syphilis that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Syphilis Short Jokes
Short syphilis jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The syphilis humour may include short chlamydia jokes also.
- What's worse than biting into an apple and discovering a worm? Slowly dying of late stage s**....
- AIDS, h**..., s**..., and a timeshare. Which one doesn't belong? s**.... You can get rid of that.
- I think the Tuskegee Airmen were incredibly brave... ...not only were they fighter pilots, they all had s**...!
- Nurse comes out of doctor's office Nurse comes out of doctor's office and says:
"Due to new GDPR rules I'm not allowed to call you in by names. The patient with s**..., please come in." - What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.
What's microscopic, green and eats rocks?
s**....
edit for clarity - What do you call someone with h**..., AIDS, s**... and gonorrhea? An incurable romantic.
- What s**... transmitted disease did the galactic empire create? s**.....
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Syphilis One Liners
Which syphilis one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with syphilis? I can suggest the ones about penicillin and leprosy.
- What is green and eats nuts? s**...
- What's yellow and eats nuts? s**...
- A man proposes to his girlfriend. She has one condition. s**....
- Q: What's green and eats meat?
A: s**.... - What do Aids, s**... and Chlamydia have in common? Your mom.
- There's no "I" in team... ...but there's two in s**... :/
- What did Jewish, s**...-infested women in the 70s have? A burning bush.
- Is s**... forever? Or is it kinda like... Clap on, Clap off?
- What is the Russian word for "s**..."? Rotchercrotchoff
- What's worse than lobsters on your piano? s**...
- My girlfriend thinks she has s**..... I keep telling her it's all in her head.
- What happened after h**... got s**... and went blind? After that he could not see.
- Everybody pays for s**... . . . ... at least the h**... are honest with their s**...?
- What's the name of the Hogwarts Professor that has an STI? s**... Snape
- Everyone calls me Al Capone Because I have s**....
Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Syphilis Jokes
What funny jokes about syphilis you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean salmonella jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make syphilis pranks.
HAGS disease
"I am afraid you have HAGS disease," the doctor explained, "That is h**..., Aids, Gonorrhea, and s**..., so we are immediately putting you on a pizza and pancake diet."
"Those foods will cure me?" he is asked.
"No," says the doctor, "But those foods we can slide under the door to the room we are locking you up in!"
Before I begin today's lecture
I'd like to relay an anecdote from my days as a student. My classmate and I both loved the same girl. In the end, she chose him and I was left with heartbreak. But my classmate was left with heart failure. Which brings me to today's subject: s**... and its complications.
A nun walks into Mother Superior's office
"Terrible news, Mother Superior. We've discovered a case of s**... in the convent."
Mother Superior looks up, "Wonderful. I was getting tired of the Chablis."
A young soldier writes a letter to his father.
"Dad, I got s**..."
A week later he receives a response:
"Son, I don't know much about those military decorations but you should wear it with pride"
