Synthesizing Jokes
18 synthesizing jokes and hilarious synthesizing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about synthesizing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Synthesizing Short Jokes
Short synthesizing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The synthesizing humour may include short jokes also.
- How do you make an accordion sound like a synthesizer? Put it through a wood chipper first.
- Everyone knows you synthesize vitamin D from UV rays and that's fine... So how come whenever I say, "I love getting the D from my sun," people always freak out?
- Did you know that Kanye West used to work for a shop that would put custom paint on keyboards & synthesizers in only half a day's time? Yeezy dyed four-hour synths.
- I was dating an analog synthesizer But I had to break it off. She was just continuously variable.
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Synthesizing One Liners
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- What do you call a synthesizer-guitar that's out of tune? A Synthaxe error!!!
- Why did Joseph McCarthy go piano shopping? He was looking for Communist Synthesizers
- What do you call someone who supports Synths? A Synthesizer.
- What do you call a synth sympathizer? [fo4] A synthesizer.
- What is the greenest genre of music? Dubstep. Everything is recycled and synthesized.
- Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer? He had a high MIDI-chlorian count.
Synthesizing Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about synthesizing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make synthesizing pranks.
Scientists say they may be able to synthesize a completely clean biofuel using the enzymes in finely shredded fungi, such as mushrooms...
Some critics have questioned the ethics of the process, but admit they are comforted by the researchers' strong Morel fibre.
2 test tubes
'We have two test tubes here,' said the professor of IVF studies from Monash University. 'They contain two carefully synthesized ingredients that we can now use to create human life. Solution A is a genetically engineered copy of all the ingredients in the female o**..., while Solution B replicates the active ingredients in male spermatozoa. If I mix them in this aseptic glass container a new human life will be conceived. Now any questions?'
'Could you possibly give us a demonstration?' asked an awed member of the audience.
'I'm sorry, not tonight,' said the professor, 'Solution A has a headache!'
One day a tree, a herb and a bush were chilling together in the jungle
One day a tree, a herb and a bush were chilling together in the jungle when they came face to face (or leaf to face) with God.
God tells them that they must each do one deed to save the dying planet.
The tree convinces all of its kind to double their oxygen output, making the Earth's air fresher and cleaner than it ever was
The herb begins synthesizing the ultimate cure all compound in its leaves, which can cure almost any disease in any animal that consumes them.
And what did the bush do?
Bush did 9/11.