The Best 10 Syntax Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Syntax jokes. There are some syntax grammatically jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these syntax virtue puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Syntax Jokes and Puns

For a good programmer, women are like syntax errors...

He doesn't get any.

The government has started fining its citizens for poorly worded sentences.

It's the syntax

What Syntax do British Programmers Always Use in Python?


No! It crashed again...

Roses are red;

Violets are blue


ERROR: Invalid syntax on line 2

There are only two certain things in computer programming life...

death and syntax (end).

My English teacher asked me what I knew about syntax.

"I never knew part of my earnings were dedicated to wrongdoings."

I've got another example of the importance of Oxford commas:

I passed a headstone the other day which read, "Here lies Tyler Goetz, a lawyer and a good man."


I just can't believe the three of them agreed on such ambiguous syntax.

What does a PornHub developer get deducted from their pay?


Why did the sentence stop going to his local grammar store?

Because he was tired of paying the syntax.

Did you hear about Santa's little brother?

Did you hear about Santa's little brother who refused to speak well, punctuate properly, or use proper syntax?

He's the insubordinate Claus.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the syntax neural jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working syntax error piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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