Synonym Jokes

Funniest Synonym Short Jokes

Short synonym jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The synonym humour may include short thesaurus jokes also.

1. This girl said she would go out with me if I knew a six letter word that's a synonym for "calm". I said, "It's sedate."
2. I've spent so long trying to think of a synonym for 'ambitious' that I've given myself a headache. Aspiring?
   No thanks, I'll just get some fresh air, that'll clear it up.
3. I put some big, giant, large, massive, enormous, huge bread in the toaster. I was making synonym toast.
4. Have you ever looked up synonyms for trash and found they are garbage?
   What a waste.
   ;-;
5. This old man approached me. He said, "I planted some seed somewhere and I can't remember what allotment." "It's a synonym for 'many'," I replied, "but I can't help you with the first bit."
6. This guy's an English teacher, and he still can't think of a synonym for 'market'! It's bazaar.
7. This old man approached me. He said, "I planted some seeds somewhere and I can't remember what allotment."
   "It's a synonym for 'many', but I can't help you with the first bit."
8. I once bought a synonym roll but they had a different name for it.
9. Two synonymous sentences could have absolutely different meanings. 1. Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
   2.Sorry daddy, I've been naughty.
10. What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name? Alcoholics synonymous.

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Synonym One Liners

Which synonym one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with synonym? I can suggest the ones about analogy and metaphor.

1. What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.
2. Forgive me father, priest, preacher, reverend, for I have synonymed.
3. Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest. For I have synonymed.
4. What do you call a pastry that is yummy, tasty, and delicious? A synonym roll.
5. Synonym is just another word for Just another word for
6. Synonym rolls... Just like grammar used to make.
7. Forgive me father, vicar, padre, priest. For I have synonymed.
8. what is an English teachers favorite cereal? Synonym toast crunch
9. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? Synonym Toast Crunch
10. What's a thesaurus's favorite cereal? Synonym Toast Crunch
11. What is an English teachers favourite food? Synonym Rolls
12. What's a grammar teacher's favorite dessert? SYNONYM ROLLS!
13. I asked my brother if he could help me think of a synonym for "pamphlet." "Ya bro sure!"
14. Common synonyms of unemployed. Writer, blogger, and activist.
15. I tried using a thesaurus to find synonyms for useless. The result was futile.

Synonym For Jokes

Here is a list of funny synonym for jokes and even better synonym for puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Someone posted they had just baked some synonym buns. I replied, you mean just like the ones grammar used to make?
• I baked some synonym buns this morning Just like grammar used to make.
• What should you eat while reading a thesaurus? Synonym Rolls.
• What do you call a dinosaur who loves synonyms? Thesaurus
• I could really go for some synonym buns. Just like the ones grammar used to make.
• What's another word for cinnamon? Synonym.
• What kind of pastry do you need a thesaurus to eat? Synonym rolls
• What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.
• Arent a donut and a danish the same thing? Well they are both synonym rolls!!
• "Bananas" and "synonymous" have the same amount of Ns and vowels They're ... basically the same.

Synonym For Making Jokes

Here is a list of funny synonym for making jokes and even better synonym for making puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I tried making pancakes... But I ended up with flapjacks instead. I guess I used too much synonym
• What was your favourite pastry that Grammar used to make? Mine was the delicious synonym rolls and my adjective was to eat at least half of them off the plate
• just made some synonym rolls just like grammer used to make
• My sister told me she just baked some synonym buns... I replied you mean, just like the ones grammar used to make?

Comical Synonym Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about synonym you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean similarity jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make synonym pranks.