The Best 47 Synonym Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Synonym jokes. There are some synonym lexicon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these synonym sedate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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What's a thesaurus's favorite cereal?

Synonym Toast Crunch

What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

What's a grammar teacher's favorite dessert?

SYNONYM ROLLS!

Synonym joke, What's a grammar teacher's favorite dessert?

What's an English teacher's favourite cereal?

Synonym Grahams

What kind of pastry do you need a thesaurus to eat?

Synonym rolls


What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

Synonym Toast Crunch

If you said Synonym Life, please leave.

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

Synonym joke, What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

Synonym rolls...

Just like grammar used to make.

Arent a donut and a danish the same thing?

Well they are both synonym rolls!!

I went to Google and searched "synonym for ambiguous"

but the result was inconclusive.

I didn't ask for a sweet roll?

Oh, sorry, I thought you had said, "synonym bun".

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What is it that kids love about the taste of synonym toast crunch?

Is it because it's nutritious, wholesome, salutary and invigorating?

What did the thesaurus eat for breakfast?

Synonym buns.

What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast?

A synonym roll.

I hate people using "gay" as a synonym for "bad"...

It's just so retarded.

What kind of donut always tastes the same?

A synonym donut.

Synonym joke, What kind of donut always tastes the same?

I asked my brother if he could help me think of a synonym for "pamphlet."

"Ya bro sure!"

What does an English teacher eat for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

My wife was so proud of herself for thinking this up while eating cinnamon roll ice cream yesterday.

This old man approached me. He said, "I planted some seeds somewhere and I can't remember what allotment."

"It's a synonym for 'many'," I replied, "but I can't help you with the first bit."


I asked my teacher a synonym for 'Abstain from'. He said 'Eschew'.

I said "Bless you."

This girl said she would go out with me if I knew a six letter word that's a synonym for "calm".

I said, "It's sedate."

If you eat two bowls of cereal and they taste the same, what flavor is the cereal?

Synonym Toast Crunch

What should you eat while reading a thesaurus?

Synonym Rolls.

just made some synonym rolls

just like grammer used to make

They asked me to name a synonym to the word "basic"

The answer is simple

I tried making pancakes...

But I ended up with flapjacks instead. I guess I used too much synonym

How do you eat a thesaurus?

You curl the pages up into synonym rolls.

What's another word for the opposite of an antonym?

(I bet you wanted to say synonym)

Two synonymous sentences could have absolutely different meanings.

1. Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
2.Sorry daddy, I've been naughty.

What's a poet's favorite cereal?

Synonym Toast Crunch

I baked some synonym buns this morning

Just like grammar used to make.

Barista: "Would you like Synonym on your Chai latte?"

Customer: "Don't you mean Cinnamon?"

Barista: "It means the same thing, doesn't it?"

What is a synonym for the Holy Trinity?

The divine threesome

What is a linguists favorite cereal?

Synonym toast crunch.

People get upset when I call them synonym rolls and not cinnamon rolls, but I am pretty sure it means that same thing

My sister told me she just baked some synonym buns...

I replied you mean, just like the ones grammar used to make?

If ire is an old fashioned synonym for anger,

Is Ireland the land of angry people?

Have you ever had synonym pie?

No, but I think I've had something like it.

What treats do you give someone who knows a lot of words?

Synonym Rolls

Synonyms

Spank Bank = Fapper Keeper

I could really go for some synonym buns.

Just like the ones grammar used to make.

I once bought a synonym roll

but they had a different name for it.

What do they serve for breakfast in Grammer class?

Synonym toast.

What was your favourite pastry that Grammar used to make?

Mine was the delicious synonym rolls and my adjective was to eat at least half of them off the plate

You could join an angling company that pays 10k a day

but, it seems kind of fishy and theres a catch to it

(btw angling is a synonym of fishing)

(Insert good title here)

Q:What is a books favorite breakfast?

A:A synonym roll!

First post

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

Synonym Toast Crunch

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