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What does a person obsessed with IKEA suffer from?
Stock-home Syndrome
I hate IKEA but whenever I go, I can't leave without buying ridiculous amounts of things for my house.
I'm suffering from Stock Home Syndrome.
I'm reading a book about sufferers of tourettes syndrome...
I want to know what makes them tic.
Mental health hotline.
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership.
If you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.
If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short term memory loss, please try you call again in a few minutes.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.
Why did Theon Greyjoy become Reek as Ramsay Bolton's hostage?
He was suffering from Starkhome syndrome
Dr Dolittle
A little bird tells me that i may be suffering from Dr Dolittle syndrome.
The doctor told me I shouldn't eat alphabet soup.
I suffer from irritable vowel syndrome.
I can't eat Alpha-Bits.
I suffer from Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
I suffer from irritable bowl syndrome
I get very irritable if I don't smoke a bowl
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