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- My grandma died after eating too many gingerbread houses last night... The doctors diagnosed her with a rare case of "munch-housing-syndrom"
- I was diagnosed with Tom Jones Syndrome yesterday. I asked the doctor if it was a rare condition.
"It's not unusual". - There's no easy way to say this, but... you have a rare medical condition know as Irish Wristwatch Syndrome.
- " doctor I can't stop singing What's New p**...." " I think you might have Tom Jones syndrome."
" is it rare?" " it's not unusual."
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A man goes to his doctor
"Doc, you gotta help me. I can't stop singing What's New p**...."
"Oh, that sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome," said the doctor.
"Tom Jones Syndrome? Is that rare?"
"It's not unusual."
Tom Jones Syndrome
A woman goes to a doctor's office to get results back from a test she took a few weeks ago. The doctor sits her down and tells her "You have TJS, Tom Jones Syndrome." The woman, scared, asks "Is it rare?" and the doctor replies "It's not unusual"
A woman goes to the doctor due to some distressing symptoms.
She tells him she can't stop dancing and crooning ballads.
Ma'am, you have Tom Jones syndrome he says.
Oh no! Is it rare? She asks.
Well, it's not unusual....
Speaking of foreskins.....
A baby boy was born back in 2015 with a rare condition called Ablepharon-macrostomia syndrome that left him without eyelids. This happened in my small resort town in upstate NY, it turned that there was a world-renowned plastic surgeon in town and he performed a surgery to correct the condition. Due to the lack of suitable donors for the skin the doctor used the boy's f**..., post circumcision. I saw him the other day and other than looking a little c**...-eyed he seemed okay.
A man goes to the doctor and he says "Doctor, Doctor you've got to help me...
A man goes to the doctor and he says "Doctor, Doctor you've got to help me, I can't stop singing what's new p**..."
The doctor says "Seems like a textbook case of Tom Jones syndrome"
The man says "Well, what is it? Is it rare"
And the doctor goes "Well, It's not unusual"
A man walks into the doctors office
A man walks into the doctors office and says: doctor doctor I keep bursting into song!
doctor:you have Tom Jones syndrome
man:Tom Jones syndrome? Is it rare?
Doctor:it's not unusual
Might have been Dr. Spaceman.
A woman walks into the doctor's and says, "Doctor I can't stop singing these two songs, is there anything wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "What songs are they?"
"'Delilah' and 'The Green Green Grass Of Home,'" the woman says.
The doctor says, "You have the Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is that rare?" asks the woman.
The doctor replies, "It's Not Unusual!"
Sleeping Pills
A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I need sleeping pills".
"Why, what's going on?", replies the doctor.
"I have these two songs constantly stuck in my head and I can't sleep! You've got to help me!", implores the man.
"Well which two songs?" asks the doctor.
"That song 'What's New p**...' and the theme song to the movie Thunderball", the man tells the doctor.
"Ah. You've got Tom Jones Syndrome", the doctor solemnly tells the man.
"Tom Jones Syndrome? I've never heard of that! Is it rare?" the man asks.
The doctor replies, "It's not unusual".