Syndrome Jokes

Funniest Syndrome Short Jokes

Short syndrome jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The syndrome humour may include short symptoms jokes also.

1. My wife fell in love with me again during covid-19 I guess you could call it stuck-home syndrome
2. A guy goes to the doctor. A guy goes to the doctor.
   "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"
   "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
   "Is it common?"
   "It's not unusual."
3. A boy asks his father The difference between up and down.
   His Father says 'You don't have up syndrome'.
4. Albert Einstein owed the inspiration for one of his best ideas to his cousin who had Down Syndrome... he had a special relative, you see?
5. Why is Pre-Menstrual Syndrome called Pre-Menstrual Syndrome? Mad Cow Disease was already taken
6. The other day, my friend said that he thinks that I might have Asperger's Syndrome. I couldn't tell if he was joking, or being serious, or happy, or sad, or angry, or frightened, or...
7. I have a friend with Reverse Tourette Syndrome. Random people just swear at them for no reason.
8. 80% of Swedish nationals report enjoying the lockdown despite having initially rejecting it. They say it makes them more productive. Personally, I think it's just a case of Stuckhome syndrome.
9. When I get a dog I am going to name it syndrome Because when he jumps up on me I can shout "Down syndrome"
10. My wrists hurt whenever I drive to work with my co-workers and we go through a tunnel. I think it's carpool tunnel syndrome.

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Syndrome One Liners

Which syndrome one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with syndrome? I can suggest the ones about disorder and disease.

1. The doctor said I had Gloria Gaynor Syndrome At first I was afraid...
2. I read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. At first I hated it, but by the end I loved it.
3. My doctor diagnosed me with "Autocorrect Syndrome" I didn't even know I was I'll.
4. I named my dog Syndrome.. So when he's Misbehaving I yell "Down Syndrome"
   ^^^Stolen
5. I joined a forum for people with Down syndrome. Comments are disabled.
6. Know why the letters a, e, i, o, and u are so angry? Irritable vowel syndrome.
7. At a down syndrome disco... ...Do you think they have a slow dance?
8. what is the disease that killed princes diana? Car pole tunnel syndrome
9. What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome? A Dog.
10. The Doctor told me, You have Backstreet Boys Syndrome. Me to the Doctor, Tell me why.
11. I have a girlfriend with restless leg syndrome I tell everyone - I get a kick out of it.
12. My doctor told me I have peek-a-boo syndrome. They sent me to the I see you.
13. What does a person obsessed with IKEA suffer from? Stock-home Syndrome
14. Why do Swedish people love their country? Because they have Stockholm syndrome
15. The special ed students made a metal band. It's called Syndrome of a Down.

Stockholm Syndrome Jokes

Here is a list of funny stockholm syndrome jokes and even better stockholm syndrome puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• At first I thought my therapy for Stockholm syndrome was useless But now I kind of like it.
• When i first heard what Stockholm Syndrome was i didn't like it but then it started to grow on me
• People in Sweden keep telling me how great it is living there... But I think it's just Stockholm Syndrome.
• I used to hate the Stockholm syndrome After a while however, I realized that it wasn't too bad after all.
• Before 2020 we had the Stockholm syndrome... Now we're all afflicted with the Stuckhome syndrome.
• I believe I have the Stockholm Syndrome condition Finally started liking my wife after 7 years.
• Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had long since succumbed to Stockholm syndrome and was actively engaging with their captors.
• What do you call a display of Australian patriotism? Stockholm Syndrome.
• How does Bill become Law? Stockholm Syndrome......
• I've been living in Sweden for a long time and it's been quite comfortable… …but then it might just be Stockholm syndrome.

Tourette Syndrome Jokes

Here is a list of funny tourette syndrome jokes and even better tourette syndrome puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'm reading a book about sufferers of tourettes syndrome... I want to know what makes them tic.
• what is the most common syndrome among tower defense players? Tourettes
• There's a French guy with tourettes syndrome who keeps yelling goodbye at random people. There's much adieu about nothing.
• I went to see a podiatrist today... And either I have ugly feet or he has Tourette's Syndrome.
• How do you know if a deer has tourette's syndrome? It has deer tics...
• My wife has been seriously verbally abusive throughout our relationship. I didn't mind so much until doctors found out she had been faking her Tourettes syndrome.
• If you're ever unsure, ask a visually impaired person with Tourette Syndrome for advice. They will swear blind by it.
• I just went to the doctor and I was diagnosed with the combined symptoms of both Tourette Syndrome and Attention Deficit Disorder. It's called ADFU.
• What do you get when you cross Ebola and Tourette Syndrome?
• What did Batman say to the guy with Tourette Syndrome? SWEAR TO ME!

Downs Syndrome Jokes

Here is a list of funny downs syndrome jokes and even better downs syndrome puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A football team should setup a charity that gives presents to children with Down Syndrome ...and call it Touch Downs.
• Tomorrow is downs syndrome Awareness Day You're supposed to wear crazy socks.
  I'm just going to wear extra jeans.
• I went to a restaurant and asked the waiter if they had any specials on tonight. He said we've got a downs syndrome kid washing the dishes.
• What does a group of Downs syndrome patients call their rock band? Syndrome of a Down
• Why did the boy with downs syndrome get detention? He was a little tardy.
• What has 4 legs, a shell, and downs syndrome? A Retortoise
• What do you call the child of two parents with downs syndrome? A hand-me-down.

Syndrome Rare Jokes

Here is a list of funny syndrome rare jokes and even better syndrome rare puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My grandma died after eating too many gingerbread houses last night... The doctors diagnosed her with a rare case of "munch-housing-syndrom"
• There's no easy way to say this, but... you have a rare medical condition know as Irish Wristwatch Syndrome.

Hilarious Fun Syndrome Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about syndrome you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sickness jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make syndrome pranks.