At first I hated it, but by the end I loved it.
I thought about carpooling with some co-workers to work, but the problem is that on the way to the office we have to go through a tunnel. I'm deathly afraid of this situation. Turns out I have carpool tunnel syndrome.
It started off badly, but by the end I really liked it.
John: I didn't even know I was I'll
It was really bad to begin with, but by the end I quite liked it.
... and under disabilities I put narcolepsy and Tourette's syndrome.
So not only will I be able to sleep at work, but if someone tries to wake me up I can tell them to fuck off.
I didn't like it at first, but by the end I loved it
Cr
Patient: I didn't even know I was I'll
"Doc, you gotta help me. I can't stop singing What's New Pussycat."
"Oh, that sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome," said the doctor.
"Tom Jones Syndrome? Is that rare?"
"It's not unusual."
A baked potato.
The first couple of chapters were awful, but by the end I loved it
A guy goes to the doctor.
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
A woman goes to a doctor's office to get results back from a test she took a few weeks ago. The doctor sits her down and tells her "You have TJS, Tom Jones Syndrome." The woman, scared, asks "Is it rare?" and the doctor replies "It's not unusual"
he had a special relative, you see?
Man: "Doc, you gotta help me. I sing spontaneously, and uncontrollably."
Doctor: what do you mean?
Man: Well whenever I see a woman on the street I start singing "She's a lady". And Any time I cross paths with a cat I'll sing "What's new pussy cat?".
Doctor : What you have is Tom Jones syndrome.
Man: So you've heard of this before?
Doctor: It's not unusual.
Post Masturbation Syndrome. It's the 15 minutes after masturbating where you question what life is and what you just did.
I hated it at first, but it was great after a while.
A baked potato.
So when he's Misbehaving I yell "Down Syndrome"
^^^Stolen
But when i go even faster on full-screen rhythm games on my iPad, I'm "lazy", "going to get carpal tunnel syndrome", "unproductive", and "ruining the funeral, Emily".
He says to his doctor:
>Man: "Doctor, I can't get that song "She's a Lady" out of my head... I keep singing it over and over, but it just won't go away...."
>Doctor: "Hmmm.... sounds like a case of Tom Jones Syndrome."
>Man: "Oh no.... Is it serious?"
>Doctor: "Well, it's not unusual."
A man is in the waiting room at his Doctor's office and finally, the Doc arrives.
"Hello Jim what seems to be the problem today?"
Jim replies "Doc, you've gotta help me. I can't stop singing 'She's a Lady' by Tom Jones!"
The Doc says "oh yes, that is 'Tom Jones Syndrome'"
"Is it common?" Jim asks
"Well it's not unusual"
First post.
It means that they make a ton of noise and don't suck anymore.
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Mad Cow Disease was already taken
I couldn't tell if he was joking, or being serious, or happy, or sad, or angry, or frightened, or...
" I think you might have Tom Jones syndrome."
" is it rare?" " it's not unusual."
I thought to myself, "What a greedy bastard, haven't you got enough already?"
I did not like it to start with but ended up really liking it
It was pretty bad at the start but by the end I liked it.
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership.
If you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.
If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short term memory loss, please try you call again in a few minutes.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.
...Do you think they have a slow dance?
47/46, would not recommend
Car pole tunnel syndrome
A Dog.
Yukanol Fukov
He tells the doctor "It's the strangest thing. Every time I see a cat, I can't help singing "What's new pussycat, woah-oh-oh".
The doctor says "I've heard of this before! It's called 'Tom Jones Syndrome'"
"Tom Jones Syndrome?" The man asks. "Is it common?"
"It's not unusual"
Because when he jumps up on me I can shout "Down syndrome"
Bill goes to the doctor, and says "Doctor, doctor, you've gotta help me! I can't get the song "What's New, Pussycat?" out of my head."
Doctor says "Well, that's not really a medical condition, is it?"
Bill says "You don't understand, it's been in my head for three or four months, constantly, morning to night, I can't work, I can't concentrate, it's affecting my relationships, my career, it's ruining my life"
"Ah," the doctor says, "sounds like you have Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Tom Jones Syndrome?" Bill asks. "I've never heard of that, is it rare?"
"Oh," the doc replies, "it's not unusual."
It was terrible at first, but I liked it by the end.
I think it's carpool tunnel syndrome.
... i've decided to call it 'Diarrhoea Of A Wimpy Kid'
...event in my town next weekend , we're gonna be in the Community Centre from 1 - 5 pm. There's gonna be a raffle & guest speaker & all the proceeds are in the name of erectile/ ejaculation dysfunction syndrome.
So please let me know if you cant come.
Down Syndrome, down!
"For some reason I'm only aroused by small pieces of fruit."
"I've seen this before, you have Twin Syndrome.," the doc replies.
"Twin Syndrome?"
"You only come in pears."
you call him a little slow
Stock-home Syndrome
He says, "Doctor, I can't stop singing the Green Green Grass of Home."
The Doctor says, "Hmmm, it sounds to me like a case of Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Tom Jones Syndrome, is that common?"
"It's not unusual."
A: Yukanol Fukov.
^^I ^^got ^^banned ^^from ^^a ^^sub ^^for ^^this ^^one. ^^:)
...and call it Touch Downs.
But now I kind of like it.
Because they're already high on Chromosomes.
but then it started to grow on me
But I think it's just Stockholm Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout out, DOWN SYNDROME!
I think I have irrititable vowel syndrome.
You're supposed to wear crazy socks.
I'm just going to wear extra jeans.
So that every time he gets on my couch, I can yell "DOWN SYNDROME"
Waste of money that was. Turns out I **am** a c*nt and she **does** want me to f*ck off..!
She tells him she can't stop dancing and crooning ballads.
Ma'am, you have Tom Jones syndrome he says.
Oh no! Is it rare? She asks.
Well, it's not unusual....
At first it was pretty bad, but by the end I kinda liked it.
If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.
I think I've got Irritable owl syndrome.
A baked potato.[](/changeling)
I mean it was pretty bad at first, but by the end I started liking it!
Or as it's medically known, Down Syndrome.
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome
Turns out they have DoubleDown syndrome.
"Is it common?" I said.
"Well..." He replied
"It's not unusual"
I want to know what makes them tic.
...but I had to leave because I felt like I didn't belong
Turns out I am a cunt and she does want me to fuck off.
Down Syndrome!
The barman says ' hey! Why the Mong face?'
Try telling that to someone with
Down Syndrome
Retardy
Or just short jokes
Have you ever seen an Asian person with Down Syndrome? But then again, how could you tell?
When do we want it? Cunt!
That's why I know so much about toxic shock syndrome.
They're always so dark and scary. My hands always start shaking whenever I'm driving through one with my mates.
I think I have carpool tunnel syndrome
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