Syndrome Jokes
139 syndrome jokes and hilarious syndrome puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about syndrome that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article explores the diverse range of syndromes—from Stockholm Syndrome to Small Man Syndrome to Tourette Syndrome—and comedic takes on such conditions. Learn more about the chromosomes, psychological implications, and other associated elements of these syndromes and how they can be joked about in a sensitive manner.
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Funniest Syndrome Short Jokes
Short syndrome jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The syndrome humour may include short symptoms jokes also.
- My wife fell in love with me again during covid-19 I guess you could call it stuck-home syndrome
- A guy goes to the doctor. A guy goes to the doctor.
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual." - A boy asks his father The difference between up and down.
His Father says 'You don't have up syndrome'. - Albert Einstein owed the inspiration for one of his best ideas to his cousin who had Down Syndrome... he had a special relative, you see?
- Why is Pre-Menstrual Syndrome called Pre-Menstrual Syndrome? Mad Cow Disease was already taken
- The other day, my friend said that he thinks that I might have Asperger's Syndrome. I couldn't tell if he was joking, or being serious, or happy, or sad, or angry, or frightened, or...
- I have a friend with Reverse Tourette Syndrome. Random people just swear at them for no reason.
- 80% of Swedish nationals report enjoying the lockdown despite having initially rejecting it. They say it makes them more productive. Personally, I think it's just a case of Stuckhome syndrome.
- When I get a dog I am going to name it syndrome Because when he jumps up on me I can shout "Down syndrome"
- My wrists hurt whenever I drive to work with my co-workers and we go through a tunnel. I think it's carpool tunnel syndrome.
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Syndrome One Liners
Which syndrome one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with syndrome? I can suggest the ones about disorder and disease.
- The doctor said I had Gloria Gaynor Syndrome At first I was afraid...
- I read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. At first I hated it, but by the end I loved it.
- My doctor diagnosed me with "Autocorrect Syndrome" I didn't even know I was I'll.
- I named my dog Syndrome.. So when he's Misbehaving I yell "Down Syndrome"
^^^Stolen - I joined a forum for people with Down syndrome. Comments are disabled.
- Know why the letters a, e, i, o, and u are so angry? Irritable vowel syndrome.
- At a down syndrome disco... ...Do you think they have a slow dance?
- what is the disease that killed princes diana? Car pole tunnel syndrome
- What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome? A Dog.
- The Doctor told me, You have Backstreet Boys Syndrome. Me to the Doctor, Tell me why.
- I have a girlfriend with restless leg syndrome I tell everyone - I get a kick out of it.
- My doctor told me I have peek-a-boo syndrome. They sent me to the I see you.
- What does a person obsessed with IKEA suffer from? Stock-home Syndrome
- Why do Swedish people love their country? Because they have Stockholm syndrome
- The special ed students made a metal band. It's called Syndrome of a Down.
Stockholm Syndrome Jokes
Here is a list of funny stockholm syndrome jokes and even better stockholm syndrome puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- At first I thought my therapy for Stockholm syndrome was useless But now I kind of like it.
- When i first heard what Stockholm Syndrome was i didn't like it but then it started to grow on me
- People in Sweden keep telling me how great it is living there... But I think it's just Stockholm Syndrome.
- I used to hate the Stockholm syndrome After a while however, I realized that it wasn't too bad after all.
- Before 2020 we had the Stockholm syndrome... Now we're all afflicted with the Stuckhome syndrome.
- I believe I have the Stockholm Syndrome condition Finally started liking my wife after 7 years.
- Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had long since succumbed to Stockholm syndrome and was actively engaging with their captors.
- What do you call a display of Australian patriotism? Stockholm Syndrome.
- How does Bill become Law? Stockholm Syndrome......
- I've been living in Sweden for a long time and it's been quite comfortable… …but then it might just be Stockholm syndrome.
Tourette Syndrome Jokes
Here is a list of funny tourette syndrome jokes and even better tourette syndrome puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I'm reading a book about sufferers of tourettes syndrome... I want to know what makes them tic.
- what is the most common syndrome among tower defense players? Tourettes
- There's a French guy with tourettes syndrome who keeps yelling goodbye at random people. There's much adieu about nothing.
- I went to see a podiatrist today... And either I have ugly feet or he has Tourette's Syndrome.
- How do you know if a deer has tourette's syndrome? It has deer tics...
- My wife has been seriously verbally abusive throughout our relationship. I didn't mind so much until doctors found out she had been faking her Tourettes syndrome.
- If you're ever unsure, ask a visually impaired person with Tourette Syndrome for advice. They will swear blind by it.
- I just went to the doctor and I was diagnosed with the combined symptoms of both Tourette Syndrome and Attention Deficit Disorder. It's called ADFU.
- What do you get when you cross Ebola and Tourette Syndrome?
- What did Batman say to the guy with Tourette Syndrome? SWEAR TO ME!
Downs Syndrome Jokes
Here is a list of funny downs syndrome jokes and even better downs syndrome puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A football team should setup a charity that gives presents to children with Down Syndrome ...and call it Touch Downs.
- Tomorrow is downs syndrome Awareness Day You're supposed to wear crazy socks.
I'm just going to wear extra jeans. - I went to a restaurant and asked the waiter if they had any specials on tonight. He said we've got a downs syndrome kid washing the dishes.
- What does a group of Downs syndrome patients call their rock band? Syndrome of a Down
- Why did the boy with downs syndrome get detention? He was a little tardy.
- What has 4 legs, a shell, and downs syndrome? A Retortoise
- What do you call the child of two parents with downs syndrome? A hand-me-down.
Syndrome Rare Jokes
Here is a list of funny syndrome rare jokes and even better syndrome rare puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My grandma died after eating too many gingerbread houses last night... The doctors diagnosed her with a rare case of "munch-housing-syndrom"
- There's no easy way to say this, but... you have a rare medical condition know as Irish Wristwatch Syndrome.

Hilarious Fun Syndrome Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about syndrome you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sickness jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make syndrome pranks.
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Guys get p**... too...
Post m**... Syndrome. It's the 15 minutes after m**... where you question what life is and what you just did.
Mental health hotline.
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership.
If you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.
If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short term memory loss, please try you call again in a few minutes.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.
So my cousin has bieber fever...
Or as it's medically known, Down Syndrome.
Did you hear about the guy who was obsessed with building HOV lanes through mountains?
Did you hear about the guy who was obsessed with building HOV lanes through mountains?
Classic case of carpool tunnel syndrome
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What do you call a Russian with Tourette's syndrome?
Yukanol Fukov
My friend brought his wife into the pub and he asked me if i thought she was beautiful.
I said 'She's lovely, a great match for you. Got cracking legs matey'
he said: 'Thanks, that's her brittle bone syndrome'
Why couldn't the Italian talk?
Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
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Q: What do you call a Russian with Tourette's Syndrome?
A: Yukanol Fukov.
^^I ^^got ^^banned ^^from ^^a ^^sub ^^for ^^this ^^one. ^^:)
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I want to get a dog and name it Syndrome.
So that every time he gets on my couch, I can yell "DOWN SYNDROME"
The boy with Down's Syndrome got his chromosome test back today.
It was above average.
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Teenage twin boys in a "special needs" class were suspended for online gambling while at school...
Turns out they have DoubleDown syndrome.
My dad got carpal tunnel syndrome from being on a keyboard in an office all day.
It got so bad his boss made him get rid of the piano.
Why I won't carpool.
I thought about carpooling with some co-workers to work, but the problem is that on the way to the office we have to go through a tunnel. I'm deathly afraid of this situation. Turns out I have carpool tunnel syndrome.
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What do you call a high person with Downs Syndrome?
A baked potato.
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A man tells his shrink he's no longer attracted to his wife.
"For some reason I'm only a**... by small pieces of fruit."
"I've seen this before, you have Twin Syndrome.," the doc replies.
"Twin Syndrome?"
"You only come in pears."
Hereditary Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Runs in the family.
What is nine inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night?
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome
Here are some few movie jokes:
The Shining: A family's first Airbnb experience goes very wrong.
• The Lord of the Rings: Group spends nine hours returning jewelry.
• Titanic: Everyone tries the ice-bucket challenge.
• Beauty and the Beast: Stockholm syndrome works.
• The Chronicles of Narnia: Kid comes out of the closet.
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Dyslexic man walks into a bra
Whole joke in title! New era of convenience! In mother Russia, joke laughs at you!
***Bonus***, since you came in here anyway:
Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied.
I can't help but pronounce A, E, I, O, and U very aggressivley.
I think I have irrititable vowel syndrome.
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They say good things come in threes...
Try telling that to someone with
Down Syndrome
My newborn nephew entered the world with the innate ability to dance. They ran tests and found that he got the ability by being born with an extra chromosome. The doctors are calling it...
"Get down syndrome"
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I have Down's Syndrome
47/46, would not recommend
I'm writing a book about my time growing up as a shy young boy with irritable bowel syndrome...
... i've decided to call it 'Diarrhoea Of A Wimpy Kid'
Laziness is a disease....
What, you've never heard of To Rest Syndrome?
Doctors have come up with a more scientific and more accurate name for cabin fever...
Stuck Home Syndrome
Doctors are reporting a new disease affecting commuters in New York.
It only appears to be affecting drivers traveling in groups through the Lincoln Holland Tunnels. The symptoms are pain in the hands and wrists.
Doctors are calling it Car Pool Tunnel syndrome.
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My wife went to the doctor yesterday and was diagnosed with the broken-vacuum-cleaner syndrome
It means that they make a ton of noise and don't s**... anymore.
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When a musician's fingers move really fast across a piano, they're considered a prodigy and a genius.
But when i go even faster on full-screen rhythm games on my iPad, I'm "lazy", "going to get carpal tunnel syndrome", "unproductive", and "ruining the f**..., Emily".
What do you call a kid with Down Syndrome who's late to school?
Retardy
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A good name for a dog is Syndrome.
Then when he tries to attack someone you can yell Down Syndrome!
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Took my wife to therapy to fix her Tourette's syndrome
Waste of money that was. Turns out I **am** a c*nt and she **does** want me to f*c**... off..!
I heard about SIDS (sudden infant death syndrome) the other day and I felt a bit optimistic...
You are telling me this baby screaming on the plane has a chance of suddenly dying?!
I hate driving through tunnels
They're always so dark and scary. My hands always start shaking whenever I'm driving through one with my mates.
I think I have carpool tunnel syndrome
I have a weird mental health issue where I have to get out and pull my car every time I go through a tunnel.
It's car-pull tunnel syndrome.
I once went to a convention about impostor syndrome...
...but I had to leave because I felt like I didn't belong
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A man with Down syndrome walks in to a bar
The barman says ' hey! Why the m**... face?'
I hate IKEA but whenever I go, I can't leave without buying ridiculous amounts of things for my house.
I'm suffering from Stock Home Syndrome.
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My wife came home from the doctor
Not really a joke. It's a real life story that happened to me. My wife came home from the doctor and said. The doctor discovered my illness - I've got IBS. I told my wife, I know, you've had that almost the entire time I've know you. She said You don't even know what IBS is.
I said yes I do, it's "Irritable b**... Syndrome"
Being stuck inside for a long time due to Covid, my wife started having recurring nightmares about how our house is made of celery.
Doctors think it is stalk home syndrome.
Worst Dad Joke of the Day?
You know what IBS is, right? Irritable Bowel Syndrome. What I've got is worse, IWS, Irritable Wife Syndrome. And that kids is why Dad is sleeping on the couch tonight.
I'm sorry you're dealing with imposter syndrome
You don't deserve it.
I often tell people I have Imposter Syndrome
But I'm sure they can tell I'm lying.
When someone forcibly makes you buy shares in their company, but you begin to sympathise with them
Would that be called stockholder syndrome?
It's been a nightmare trying to find a keynote speaker for our first ever Impostor Syndrome conference..
Everyone I've asked has told me that they don't deserve to be there.
What condition does a noodle have when it doesn't feel like it's good enough?
Impasta syndrome!
Why do people with irritable bowel syndrome have a hard time making decisions?
They can't trust their gut
Took my dog to the vet because he won't stop barking
Turns out he's got irritable bow-wow syndrome
I'm disappointed that constipation is not known as
craphole tunnel syndrome.
I've been diagnosed with Havana syndrome
Havana bad day.
Why is Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street so angry all the time?
Irritable Vowel Syndrome.

