Synchronize Jokes
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Funniest Synchronize Short Jokes
Short synchronize jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The synchronize humour may include short jokes also.
- Man, after joining a Biker Gang: Do we or don't we ride our bikes at the same speed? Biker: Yes, we do. But stop calling it synchronizing our cycles.
- A coworker asked me my thoughts on Disband the Police ... I told him I don't really listen to them much, but I enjoyed their album Synchronicity.
- What's the similarity between lesbian relationships and resonance? Both work best if periods are synchronized.
- Did you hear about the synchronized swimming team that all drowned? Apparently, one of them had a heart attack.
- Why the USA get silver in synchronized diving? Because Steele Johnson always comes second.
- Olympics synchronized-diving hopeful from a country so poor he had to practice in a pool with one diving board . . . And a mirror.
- After years of consumer retailing, Apple decided to foray into naval software. They create an app that allows the navy to synchronize their attacks anywhere in the world.
But iSync was a flop. - My girlfriend thought the fossball table in our living room was too fratty. So I filled it up with water and turned it into a synchronized swimming simulator.
- What did one member of the synchronized flamingo m**... team say to another member after an argument over their performance? Sorry we got off on the wrong foot
- Why did men's synchronized swimming not make the Olympics? Too many b**...-ups in the submissions process.
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Synchronize One Liners
Which synchronize one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with synchronize? I can suggest the ones about and .
- #Lochtegate Synchronized swimmers would have kept their story straight.
- When can you call an Arab unlucky? When all his wife's have synchronized periods.
- When women synchronize their cycles... Sympathy stains.
Synchronize Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about synchronize you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make synchronize pranks.
I have Apple appliances in every room of my home.
In addition everyone in my household owns an iPhone, iPad or both. We are pretty diligent about keeping all of the devices synchronized with each other. All, except for some reason, the kitchen.
I guess you could say, everything but the kitchen's synch'd.
French Jokes
What's the standard issue weapon in the French army? A white flag.
What's the only French martial art? Parkour, the art running away.
Like the entrance to Hogwarts, if you look at the French flag from exactly the right angle (like that of an invading army), it turns white.
An American, Russian, and French soldier see a German machine gunner. The Russian calls on his comrades to repeatedly s**... charge the German until he runs out of bullets. The American calls for a synchronized b**... strike using the full might the American military to obliterate the German (and all the nearby land). The Frenchman gets blown up by the American strike, because he already surrendered and was taken prisoner by the German.
For sale: A French rifle. Never fired, dropped once.
What's the difference between a French soldier and a brain-dead jugghead? The jugghead runs towards the battle.
Inspired by the American president. The French prime-minister ordered his secret service to carry around a locked briefcase that can only be unlocked by the prime-minister in case of an emergency war. Inside is said to be the controls to the national white-flag system.
What's the French military motto? Don't shoot, we surrender.