Symphony Jokes
59 symphony jokes and hilarious symphony puns to laugh out loud. Read sport jokes about symphony that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Look no further for a good time! This article gives you a collection of the best symphony jokes about music, great composers like Haydn, and the Philharmonic. Get your laugh on with these funny jokes!
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Funniest Symphony Short Jokes
Short symphony jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The symphony humour may include short harmony jokes also.
- Beethoven hyping the crowd. Beethoven: YOU WANNA HEAR A SYMPHONY?
*crowd cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU! - Beethoven (to crowd): "Alright... are you guys READY FOR SOME SYMPHONIES?" Crowd: (*Cheers*)
Beethoven: "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" - Beethoven to his audience: Beethoven: Make some noise for the next symphony
Audience: YEAAAAAAAAA!!!
Beethoven: I can't hear you - Beethoven asks his audience: "Is everyone ready to hear some symphonies!?" The audience cheers as beethoven exclaims: "I can't hear you!"
- My mother took me to the symphony when I was a child.. But we had to leave because of all the sax and violins.
- After Beethoven died and they buried him, you could hear his symphonies from the grave in the descending order, first his symphony No. 9, then No. 8 etc. He was just decomposing.
- I went to see a concert performance by the Royal Bermuda Philharmonic orchestra... Half way through the first symphony, the triangle player vanished...
- I'm not going to let my kids listen to symphonies and big bands... too much sax and violins
- Beethoven is on the stage at a concert "You wanna' hear a symphony?"
"Yeaaah"
"I can't hear you!" - Symphony of puns i never let my kids listen to jazz or classical music...
Too much sax or violins can only lead to treble!
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Symphony One Liners
Which symphony one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with symphony? I can suggest the ones about orchestra and concert.
- String Fight My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about her history of violin.
- What do you call a group of accordion players? A squeezebox symphony.
- What do you call it when a symphony musician hits his wife? Domestic violins.
- What do you call a symphony of whales? An orcastra
- What are a priest's favourite symphony... The ones that start with a#(minor)
- Why didn't the pacifist enjoy the symphony? All the violins
- Why was the symphony conductor always out if money? Because he specialized in baroque
- Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony? It was done in A minor.
- In bed I'm like a Mozart symphony Dazzling, inventive, and finished in three movements
- What do you call a symphony comprised entirely of pigs? A porkestra.
- Which fruit did Beethoven compose a symphony about? Ba-na-na-naaa!
- What kind of music do phones like to listen to? Symphonies.
- Did you hear Beethoven's Last Symphony? He didn't.
- Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
- What would be in an underwater symphony? A carpsicord, pikeolo, an upright bass.
Symphony Orchestra Jokes
Here is a list of funny symphony orchestra jokes and even better symphony orchestra puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Massacre between rival musicians at the Symphony Orchestra today, . Authorities have condemned this act of Violins
- It's too bad Led Zeppelin never got to perform and record with a symphony orchestra. They could've named it the Hindenburg Concertos.
- Last night I attended the Philharmonic. On stage, the orchestra had a massive, massive o**....
I thought, wow! That symphony is very well endowed.
5th Symphony Jokes
Here is a list of funny 5th symphony jokes and even better 5th symphony puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did Beethoven say when he finished writing his 5th Symphony? I'm done done done doonnee.
- what does the ominous anesthesiologist say when walking in to see a patient? NUMB NUMB NUMB NUMB (in the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
Silly Symphony Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about symphony you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean unison jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make symphony pranks.
The day after Beethoven's f**...
The day after Beethoven's f**..., at midnight, a drunken man, having just left the bar, went into the graveyard, where he heard a strange sound. Looking for the source of the mysterious sound, he discovered it was coming from Beethoven's grave. Alarmed, he called his friends, and found they could hear the sound too (even the sober ones).
Soon, a crowd was forming at the graveyard. The mayor, who was very familiar with classical music, recognized the sound as Beethoven's 9th Symphony played backwards. When it ended, Beethoven's 8th Symphony started playing, also backwards, and then the 7th, and then the 6th, and so forth. At dawn, having reached a conclusion, the mayor said to the gathering crowd:
"There's nothing to fear, gentlemen. He's just decomposing."
Strange music
In Vienna, the great composer Mr. Beethoven had recently died and been buried in the city cemetery, with much mourning by the Viennese citizens.
A few nights after the burial, the town drunk is stumbling on his way home through the cemetery. All of a sudden he hears some very strange-sounding music wafting up from Beethoven's fresh burial plot. Terrified, the man runs through the streets, screaming about ghosts in the graveyard.
Pretty soon he's gathered quite a crowd around the grave, all muttering to each other about devils and ghosts. Finally one man makes his way to the front of the crowd, squats down by the grave, and listens.
"Why... that's Beethoven's Ninth Sympony, but... it's playing backwards!" He listens some more. "There's his Eighth Symphony, also backwards! ... And the seventh.... sixth..."
Finally he stands up and addresses the crowd. "My good people, you have nothing to fear. This is simply Mr. Beethoven decomposing."
Beethoven
Beethoven dies and is buried. A few days after his burial the locals notice strange
music coming from the burial site. Alarmed, the villagers get the local priest and head
down to the graveyard. And sure enough the sound was coming from Beethoven's grave.
The locals watch as the priest places the side of his head onto the ground.
Deep in concentration he mutters: "Fifth symphony......fourth symphony....third...aha! Beethoven is decomposing!"
What does a p**... symphony play in?
A minor
Lets go to the symphony
Beethoven: You guys want some symphonies tonight!?
Crowd: **cheers loudly**
Beethoven: I can't hear you!
I was walking through a graveyard in Europe...
When I heard some strange music coming from one of the graves. Turns out, it was coming from Beethoven's grave. I took out my phone and recorded it, then took it to a friend of mine to identify.
"This is really strange...", he said. "This sounds like one of Beethoven's Symphonies, but it's backwards."
"Well, that makes sense", I said. "He's decomposing."
A man walks into a graveyard..
A man is walking in a graveyard when he hears the Third Symphony played backward. When it's over, the Second Symphony starts playing, also backward, and then the First. What's going on? he asks a cemetery worker.
It's Beethoven, says the worker. He's decomposing.
A man is walking in a graveyard
when he hears the Third Symphony playing backwards.
When it's over the Second Sympnony also starts playing backward.
"What's going on ?" he asks the cemetry worker.
"It's Beethoven" says the worker "he is decomposing"
Copper instruments make the symphony sounds so much better than brass.
Copper is a much better conductor.
Three bass players walk into a bar.
They're actually in the middle of performing Beethoven's 9th symphony, but there's a long section near the end where the basses don't play, so they decide to go to the bar next door and grab a drink.
To know when to come back for the end of the symphony, the bassists tie a string to the conductor's score a few pages before they start playing again. When he turns the page, it'll tug on the string and they'll know to head back to the concert hall.
So the symphony goes on, and pretty soon the conductor realizes he's in trouble.
It's the bottom of the ninth, the score is tied, and the basses are loaded.
You should never let your children watch the symphony on television.
Too much sax and violins
Two classical composers bump into each other on the street, because one is reading the sheets to his soon-to-be finished symphony.
He quickly hides the sheets in his pocket, but the other composer notices and asks:
„What are you Haydn?
One for the classical music fans [OC]
For those who aren't, Herbert von Karajan was an acclaimed symphony conductor in the 20th century. You need to know that his name is pronounced approximately "KAHRY-on."
Not many people know it, but the maestro actually had a second career outside of music, he was a successful luggage designer.
I mean, surely you've heard of...Karajan Luggage?
I used to play the triangle in the symphony but I quit.
I couldn't deal with it anymore. It was just one 'ting' after another.
Sometimes a p**... is a classical symphony
It has multiple movements
Was driving on the freeway
And over in the fast lane a concrete delivery truck went by and following behind was a contractor in his normal truck. So I pointed it out to the kids in backseat.
Kids asked where they were going.
I replied I don't know but bet when they get there they will have a concrete plan.
The groans were were like a symphony
If you give someone a Mahler Symphony record as a gift
Would it be considered a Gustav Christmas Present?
What does a bad carpenter have in common with a bad symphony conductor?
That both want to know what's a tuba for.
