Sympathy Jokes
8 sympathy jokes and hilarious sympathy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sympathy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A man is sobbing into his beer...
It being a slow night, the bartender asks him what's wrong and offers him some sympathy.
The man responds "My roommate says I should quit drinking, last night I came home and I blew chunks all over the living room."
"Harsh," the bartender replies, "But that's hardly a reason to quit drinking."
"No man, I blew chunks in the kitchen, I blew chunks on the stairs, I blew chunks in the bathroom, I blew chunks EVERYWHERE."
"I'd hate to agree with your roommate, seeing as how that means less business for me, but maybe he's got a point. That's an awful lot of v**... to have to mop up..."
"No, no, you don't understand," The man sobbed, "Chunks is my Dog."
The Only Malaysian Airlines Survivor
Please spare a thought and your sympathy for the man who told his wife he was going to China on Malaysian Airlines flight MH370...
And now can't come out of his girlfriend's apartment.
At the Hallmark store
"Do you sell sympathy cards?" I asked at the Hallmark store.
"Yes we do." replied the clerk.
"Good," I said, "could I exchange this 'Get Well Soon' card for one?"
Woman: I have no sympathy for a man who is intoxicated all the time.
Man: A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy.
Your mom fails so hard at life...[n**...]
I gave her a D out of sympathy.
My wife likes to use the fact that she gave birth to our 3 children to garner sympathy points...
I tell her that they came out of me before they came out of her.
What is every owls favorite song?
What is every owls favorite song?
Sympathy for the Devil
Never argue with paraplegics
They always win with sympathy because their arguments never have a leg to stand on
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