The Best 7 Sympathize Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sympathize jokes. There are some sympathize females jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sympathize sympathetically puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sympathize Jokes and Puns

I can sympathize with batteries.

I never get included in anything either.

A dad joke with which we can all sympathize

The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should get the present.

"Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?"

Five small voices answered in union, "Okay, dad. You get the toy."

Children with gay fathers as parents, I seriously sympathize you all

It's not easy growing up with twice the dad jokes.

A man with a wooden eye watches people at the dance...

After always being the butt of jokes or bullying, he was scared to ask any girl to dance with him. He always had a fancy for Betsy, who was born with a hairlip. He always figured since they shared a similar fate, she might sympathize with him. He finally mustered up enough courage and asked Betsy, "Would you dance with me?" She sprang up excited and said "Would I? Would I?!". The man angrily says, "Well, hairlip! Hairlip!"

Why don't people sympathize when your books fall to the floor?

Because you have only your shelf to blame.


As a German, I sympathize with the unnamed masses of the Star Wars universe.

For I too know what it's like to be betrayed by an evil Chancellor.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy.

I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sympathize sympathizer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sympathize herpetologist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes