The Best 7 Sympathetically Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sympathetically jokes. There are some sympathetically earnestly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sympathetically cheerfully puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sympathetically Jokes and Puns

A Texan and a New Yorker are sitting in a bar.

The Texan, feeling boastful, says, "Back home in Texas, I can get in my truck at sunup and drive a straight shot until sundown without reaching the edge of my property."

The New Yorker nods sympathetically and replies, "Yeah. I had a car like that once."

A man is staring into his whiskey

The barkeep asks if something's the matter.

"3 of my servers have the same virus, there are reports of bugs and extensions cropping up in our clientelle's cookies, and today icecream sandwich ruined my phone."

"IT sounds rough" he adds sympathetically.

"IT?" the customer says, " I work at Baskin Robbins."

A small boy got lost at a baseball game...

He went up to a police officer and said: "I've lost my dad."
"What's he like?" asked the police officer sympathetically.
The boy replied, "Beer and women."

Sympathetically joke, A small boy got lost at a baseball game...

A young man and woman hit it off at a gathering

and the conversation soon turns to talking about their families. The girl sighs and says, I'm sure wherever my dad is, he's looking down on us. I'm sorry , the boy says sympathetically . Oh, he's not dead. , replies the girl, Just very condescending.

A rancher brags to a stranger in a bar

It takes 3 hours to drive across my land

The stranger nods sympathetically and replies:

I used to have a truck like that.


A Muslim suicide bomber walks into a crowd of infidels and blows himself up.

He is immediately transported to Paradise, where he finds himself surrounded by seventy-two of the ugliest women anyone has ever laid eyes upon. The suicide bomber is crestfallen.

"C'mon, think it through," Allah pats him sympathetically on the shoulder. "Why do you think they're still virgins?"

Sausages

A man tells his psychiatrist, "Honestly, I don't even know why I'm here. My wife says I need to see you just because I love sausages."

The psychiatrist replied sympathetically, "Well, I see nothing wrong with that. In fact, I love sausages, too!"

"Wow, awesome!" the man replied. "You ought to come over to my basement and see my collection, then. I have hundreds!"

Sympathetically joke, Sausages

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sympathetically stranger jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sympathetically asks piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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