The Best 9 Sympathetic Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Sympathetic jokes. There are some sympathetic compassionate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sympathetic examinations puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Sympathetic Jokes and Puns
A husband comes home to find his beautiful blonde wife sitting at the kitchen table in tears.
"What's wrong, dear?" He asks
Through her tears she says, "well, I've been trying to put this puzzle together all day and I just can't seem to figure it out! It's supposed to be a tiger."
He looks at her and in his most sympathetic voice says, "sweetheart, put the frosted flakes back in the box."
Ba dum-tiss
MY WIFE IS A LIAR!
'That wife of mine is a liar.' said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in the bar.
'How do you know?' the friend asked.
'She didn't come home last night, and when I asked her where she'd been, she said she'd spent the night with her sister, Shirley.'
'So?' the friend replied.
'So, she's a liar. I spent the night with her sister Shirley!
I once worked in a helium factory
It wasn't a very nice job, because of the leaks, but the owner was very sympathetic and we all spoke highly of her.
My wife just flipped out at me for not being sympathetic about her time of the month
It was a complete ovary action.
A stressed Referee goes to a psychologist
He breaks down in front of the doctor, complaining about feeling depressed, and loathed, always disappointing somebody no matter what he does. The doctor is highly sympathetic, and offers comfort - "It must be so hard, I'm glad you came to me. I can help" The doctor starts writing something on a piece of paper and says "Go to this address, and tell the optometrist I sent you".
I called the Samaritans today and spoke to a guy called Abdul.
He was very sympathetic when he heard I was suicidal and asked if I was a pilot.
What do you call a sympathetic candy?
A sweetheart
Considering the hundreds of times my breakfast came with three...
You'd think I'd be more sympathetic of this two bit operation. Mom was right.
My egg-pectations are too high.
To the military girl who gave me a sympathetic bj when I felt depressed last night
Thank you for your service
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sympathetic villa jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working sympathetic reassure piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.