The Best 5 Symmetry Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Symmetry jokes. There are some symmetry fountains jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these symmetry boulevard puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Symmetry Jokes and Puns

My Doctor's office just called to compliment me on my symmetry and harmony.

They say I have an outstanding balance.

had this one night stand and felt horrible about it...

So the very next day I went out and bought another for the other side of my bed. It's all about symmetry.

I went to a planet where the native species had no bilateral symmetry...

and all I got was this stupid F-shirt.

Perfect symmetry

If you died in an accident, it would give your life perfect symmetry, you would go out the same way you came in!

On a scale from 1-10, how much do I love symmetry?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the symmetry symmetrical jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working symmetry clogs piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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