Symmetrical Jokes
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Why doesn't h**... like geometry?
Because he's anti-symmetric.
To drown in a swamp would be a quite symmetrical way to kick the bucket ...
Your life began when you were pushed out of a slimy hole, now it ends while you're getting s**... into one.
A m**... breaks in to a Republican couple's house while they're asleep...
A m**... breaks in to a Republican couple's house while they're asleep.
He turns on the lights and begins tying them each to a chair.
Before he can grab the wife, the husband yells: "Honey, my birthday presents! Use them!"
The woman nods in agreement and rips open her top to reveal a pair of enormous, symmetrical plastic h**....
The husband yells: "No! I meant the golf clubs from last year!"
Skripal case
In the Skripal case, I am for a symmetrical answer: let the British poison two of their betrayers in the center of Moscow and calm down.
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