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- Reddit's logo should be a bit more green. To symbolize the amount of reused and recycled content.
- Growing up we didn't have a lot of money. I had to use a hand-me-down calculator with no multiplication symbol on it. Times were tough
- What follows 16 Sodium atoms into a bar? Batman.
Explainer:
The chemical symbol for sodium is "Na." The Batman television show theme is: "Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Batman!"
- I used to have a job explaining all those pictures and symbols they use on maps... ...man, I was a legend over there.
- You have to appreciate how badass those Chinese are... They made a language totally out of tattoo symbols.
- Lord of the Rings is symbolic of Marriage One ring rules your life, it slowly destroys you, and sometimes, death seems easier than continuing on.
- Why are rainbows used as a symbol to represent the gay community? Because they're not straight.
- Hey mate do you know what are the chemicals symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen? Na BrO !
- American political party symbols are spot on... Trump is the elephant in the room, and the DNC is full of jackasses!
- I bought a 12ft tall multiplication symbol and just realised I can also use it as an addition symbol too. That's a big plus.
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Symbolizes One Liners
Which symbolizes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with symbolizes? I can suggest the ones about metaphor and represent.
- TIL that Garden Gnomes are a symbol of good luck. It's a little gnome fact.
- What symbol dispels a hex? A hexagon!
-In collaboration with my kid sister. - Why is He the symbol for helium? Because it makes you giggle.^(HeHeHe)
- I remember when the hashtag symbol was the pound symbol... With that in mind... #metoo
- So Pepe is now an international hate symbol... FeelsBadMan.
- What's the greatest symbol of inequality? ≠
- Computer: Choose a password Me: hi-hat
Computer: Password cannot contain symbols - Why does plutonium stink? Because it's chemical element symbol is Pu.
- Musicians don't use symbolism They use cymbalism
- How did the trout become a symbol for Christianity? Easy. By dropping "trou"
- What is a pirate's favorite chemical symbol Au
- Two drums and a symbol fell off a cliff. BA DUM CHH
- 2 drums and a symbol fall off a cliff
- HitBTC - New exchange soon. Will now trade Bitcoin Cash under symbol BCH instead of BCC.
- Why do yetis always know how to read the symbols on maps? Because they are legends
Happy Symbolizes Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about symbolizes you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chemical symbol jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make symbolizes pranks.
A woman has two admirers.
One of them is a doctor, and the other is a deaf guy.
Every day, the doctor gives the woman a rose.
And every day, the deaf guy gives her an apple.
One day, the woman says to the the deaf guy: "Hey, that doctor gives me a rose every day, and I get the symbolism of that. But why do you give me an apple a day?"
To which the deaf guy responds: "WHAT?"
Three men died on Christmas Eve...
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It's a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's p**....
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The p**... replied, "These are Carols".
During an exam, a student pokes the guy next to him and whispers, "pssst... is C the chemical symbol for chlorine?"
He whispers back, "Na, Cl you idiot!".
"OK thanks..." replies the student, "but why so salty?"
It's Christmas time at the Pearly Gates..
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates'
Saint Peter said.
The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said
'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's p**....
St. Peter looked at the man
with a raised eyebrow and asked,
'And just what do those symbolize?'
The p**... replied, 'These are Carols.'
Four nuns about to take their vows..
Four novice nuns were about to take their vows.
Dressed in their white gowns, they entered the chapel for their symbolic marriage to Jesus, making them "Brides of Christ."
Just as the ceremony was about to begin, four Hasidic Jews came in and sat in the front row.
The Mother Superior said, "I am so honored you want to share this experience with us. May I ask why you came?"
"We're from the groom's family."
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's p**....
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The Irishman replied, 'These are Carol's'
And So The Christmas Season begins......and I sure hope the jokes get better.
If the swan symbolizes happiness, what bird symbolizes true love?
The s**....
