The Best 25 Sylvester Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sylvester jokes. There are some sylvester reboot jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sylvester marion puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sylvester Jokes and Puns

Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone are planning a costume party

and the theme is composers. Bruce tells the other stars, "I'll dress up as Mozart". Sylvester responds, "I'd be a great Beethoven". As the two are planning their costumes, Arnold checks the time and notices he's late for an appointment. As he hurries out the door, Bruce and Stallone ask "Hey, Arnold, who'll you dress up as? Arnold responds, as he walks out of the room, "I'll be Bach".

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Sylvester Stallone wanted to dress up as classical composers for Halloween?

"You be Beethoven, I'll be Bach."

Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all making a movie about classical composers.

Sylvester Stallone said, "I'll be mozart."
Jean Claude Van Damme said, "I'll be Beethoven."
Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be bach."

Sylvester joke, Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all making a movie about cl

Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in the new Hollywood Blockbuster:

The Great Composers!
"I wanna be Beethoven," said Stallone.
"I gotta be Mozart," retorted Willis.
"What about you, Arnie?" they asked....

Co worker told me this one

Sean Connery, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger are discussing making a movie about great composers.

Sean Connery says Only if I get to be Mozart

Stallone says Then I'll be Beethoven

Arnold says I'll be Bach


So there's this school play...

Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, and Arnold Schwarzenegger have to put on a play featuring their favorite musical composers. They each toil over who they will play, until the next day they meet.

Stallone goes first.

"I'll be Mozart"

Next up is Chuck Norris.

"I'll be Beethoven".

Happy that no one picked his composer, Arnold announces "I'll be Bach".

My girlfriend started taking a small Sylvester Stallone doll to bed with her a few months ago

It's been a little rocky between us ever since

Sylvester joke, My girlfriend started taking a small Sylvester Stallone doll to bed with her a few months ago

Sean Connery, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are going to be in a movie about classical composers...

They are talking to the director about what roles they want to play.

Sean Connery says "I would shertainly like to play Moshart."

Sylvester Stallone says "Uh, well, I guess I wanna play Beethoven."

And so Arnold pauses a moment, and then says "I'll be Bach."

What's big, old, and Rocky?

Sylvester Stallone

Steven Spielberg, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone are in a bar

After a few drinks Steven says he's thinking about making an action movie about classical composers

Sylvester says "I wanna be Mozart!"

Arnold says "in that case...I'll be Bach"

My girlfriend starting putting a miniature Sylvester Stallone doll in the middle of the bed a few months ago

Things have been a little rocky between us ever since

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Steven Spielberg has a new idea for a movie

He says he wants to make an action movie about classical music composers.

Sylvester Stallone says "I wana be Motzart!"

Arnold Schwarzenegger says "In zat case...I'll be Bach"

Hollywood Halloween

Bruce Willis and Sylvester Stallone were discussing their next Halloween costumes. They wanted to get away from the typical scary characters and do something different.

Bruce: 'how about historical figures? I'll go as Freud.'

Sly: 'ok, sounds good. I'll go as Leonardo Da Vinci.'

Arnold Schwarzenegger overhears their discussion, walks over and replies 'I'll be Bach.'

If my love life was a movie it would be Demolition Man...

...starring Sylvester Still-alone.

TIL of Sylvester Stallone's even manlier brother.

Testos Stallone.

I refer to my ex girlfriend as Sylvester Stallone

She has a rocky past

Sylvester joke, I refer to my ex girlfriend as Sylvester Stallone

What kind of car does Sylvester Stallone drive?

A Ramborghini

My girlfriend and I have a rocky relationship...

Much like Sylvester Stallone, there is a communication problem.

I don't trust people with the shortened name for Sylvester.

They're really Sly


I'd would love to show you my Sylvester Stallone impression

But it's really Rocky.

Scottish Husband: There was a good film on tv last night, the boxing one with that guy Sylvester...?

Wife: Stallone?

Scottish Husband: No it's not still oan, it was oan last night

Why does Sylvester only worry about Ragnarok after exercising?

He knowth what happenth if you're thore.

My Asian neighbors dog's name is Lambo

Which I think is great, I've always loved Sylvester Stallone as an actor

Cry Stallone

The only reason for Sylvester Stallion's conversion...

Why was Colin Baker scared of Sylvester McCoy?

Because McCoy ate Christopher Eccleston.

I'm so sorry for this. Please forgive me.

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