Syllables Jokes
21 syllables jokes and hilarious syllables puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about syllables that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Syllables Short Jokes
Short syllables jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The syllables humour may include short rhymes jokes also.
- Student: Are well and actually both single-syllable words? Teacher: Well yes , but actually no
- There Once Was A Poet Named Bates, His poems weren't always first rate,
His first lines weren't bad, but the problem he had,
Was that he always tried to put too many syllables into the last line. - There once was a man named Brent He made poems wherever he went
The poems were fine
But on the very last line
He added too many syllables - A Haiku on the Rules of Writing a Haiku Syllable structure:
First five, then seven, then 5.
Just like this one isn't. - Did you hear about the drug addict who overthrew the government with 17 syllables? He staged a high coup.
- If you overthrow the government in exactly seventeen syllables... ... is it a Hai-coup?
Technically a bilingual pun, hope that's not violating rule 8... - "Hey, aren't you a poetic metric characterized by a short syllable followed by a long, stressed syllable?" "iamb"
- After hours of working on every syllable of this masterpiece, I bring you a haiku I've titled "Truth in hindsight" The sky is blue
The grass is green
Jetfuel can't melt steel beams - H--x--al: What's a five syllable word for colorful characters represented by a group of seemingly random letters? That's right, *hexadecimal*.
- When Trump was a kid wanted to be an astronaut when he grew up... ...but all he was able to accomplish was the first syllable.
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Syllables One Liners
Which syllables one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with syllables? I can suggest the ones about vowel and poems.
- When I read haikus, I don't appreciate them.
I count syllables. - How many numbers between 1 - 10 are there that have two syllables? I can name 7.
- I never really liked the word syllable. It's seems pretty full of itself.
- People with one syllable names... ...really ruin the Happy Birthday Song.
- How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have? Catholics: 18
- Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
- Life is short it has only one syllable.
- How many syllables does the word "hallelujah" have? Catholic: 5
- Mexican names tend to have multiple syllables Except Juan
- This is a haiku This is a haiku.
Here are seven syllables
I'll end it with five.
Hilarious Syllables Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about syllables you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean poetry jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make syllables pranks.
There Once Was A Poet Named Bates,
There Once Was A Poet Named Bates,
His poems weren't always first rate,
His first lines weren't bad, but the problem he had,
Was that he always tried to put too many syllables into the last line.
There was a young man from Japan
Whose limericks would never quite scan.
When told this was so,
He said, "Yes, I know...
It's because I always try to fit as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."
There once was a poet named Stan...
...whose limericks never would scan.
When told this was so,
He'd reply, "yes, I know,
But you see, the thing is, I seem to have gone and gotten myself into this really rather ridiculous habit recently of always trying to cram as many completely unnecessary additional syllables into the last line as I possibly can!"
Have you ever realised that when you are listening to music, somewhere in the world there is someone who is listening the same song, the same lyrics, the same syllable as you are.
Then you are aware of FM radio
