The Best 9 Sycamore Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sycamore jokes. There are some sycamore willow jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sycamore cedar puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sycamore Jokes and Puns

"911, what's your emergency?"

Drunk redneck, "Send help, my buddy just fell and hit his head on the sidewalk. He's bleed'n like a stuck hog!"

911, "Okay sir, what's your location?"

Drunk redneck, "We're at the corner of Sycamore and Vine."

911, "Okay sir, I'm going to need you to spell that for me. "

Drunk redneck, "Si.....Sy...ah! screw it! I'll drag him on down to Maple you can pick him up there!"

Came across a body lying on the sidewalk

A man was walking down the street when he came across a body lying on the sidewalk. He ran to a phone and called 911.

The operator asked him where he was and the man replied, I'm on Sycamore Drive.

How do you spell that? the operator asked.

S-i-c-k… the man began. No, s-i-c-a….. no, s-i-k-a…. oh heck, let me drag him over to Lake street and I'll call you back.

I have a tree joke you might like to hear

but most of us would be Sycamore.

(tree jokes need to be spruced up in my opinion)

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

What's an epidemiologist's least favorite kind of tree?


What type of tree has the most germs?

A Sycamore. (I came up with this one when I was like, 9.)

My father is a dendrologist. When our state was locked down, we practiced social distancing like everyone else.

And yet somehow he still got sycamore....

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

What do you call a bulimic tree?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sycamore spruce jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sycamore dogwood piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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