Swung Jokes
12 swung jokes and hilarious swung puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about swung that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Swung Short Jokes
Short swung jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The swung humour may include short swing jokes also.
- My insurance agent asked if I had ever hit a deer. I told him that I had but in my defense he swung first.
- My girlfriend was really hurt and upset when I told her I swung both ways. She couldn't block both punches.
- I was confident I could win the duel until my opponent swung his sword at my ankles. Alas, I was de-feeted.
- Two prostitutes were chatting on the corner. One says to the other, "You ever been picked up by the fuzz?" She says, "No, but I've been swung around by the t**... a couple times."
- Two women are sitting on a bench in the park. First woman says
have you ever been picked up by the fuzz before?
Second woman replies
no, but I have been swung around by my t**... - Two women are talking sitting on a park bench One woman says, "Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz before?"
The other says, "No, but I have been swung around by my t**...." - Two prostitutes are chatting about the job... One says to the other one, "have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The other one replies, "no, but I've been swung around by the t**...."
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Swung One Liners
Which swung one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with swung? I can suggest the ones about mood swing and golf swing.
- I met a bisexual swing the other day It swung both ways.
Laughable Swung Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about swung you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean swapped jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make swung pranks.
New to Baseball
Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked.
"You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!"
"Really? How'd you do that?"
"I dropped the ball."
A man is driving his car when suddenly the door of a parked car is swung open in front of him.
He proceeds to smash into the door of the car, ripping it off. He stops to see another man, in a very expensive suit, jump out of the car and scream at him "you just ripped the door off my lovely Porsche!".
The first man says "You are so materialistic...you didn't even notice that you left arm was ripped off in the accident".
The second man looks down for a second, then screams "my Rolex!"
A priest and a minister were golfing...
...when the minister swung and hit a rabbit with his shot. They both went up to the rabbit and saw that it was dead. Then the priest takes a small bottle out of his pocket and pours the contents onto the rabbit. Immediately the rabbit wakes up and hops away.
The minister says "Wow, I've never seen holy water do that!"
And the priest says, "That wasn't holy water... it was hare restorer."
Credit to my priest told this joke this morning.
A lumberjack went into a magical forest to cut down a tree.
Right before he swung the axe the tree said "wait, you can't cut me down, I'm a magical talking tree"
The lumberjack smiled and said "and you will dialogue"