The Best 9 Swordfish Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Swordfish jokes. There are some swordfish nets jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these swordfish marlin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Swordfish Jokes and Puns

The swordfish has no natural predators to fear from...

....except the penfish, which is supposed to be even mightier.

The swordfish doesn't have any natural predators to fear of ...

... except for the penfish, which is thought to be even mightier.

The swordfish has only one predator to worry about.

The penfish.

The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild,

Except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.

What did the Marlin say to the swordfish?

You're looking sharp


Swordfish & mako shark specials tonight...

Swordfish & mako shark specials tonight. Lady asked which would be faster. I said the swordfish can reach speeds up to 60mph, shark 42mph...

What do you call a swordfish that acts out scenes from the Godfather?

Marlin Brando

The swordfish has very few natural predators.

One being the penfish which is considered mightier.

Why do swordfish always win arguments?

They always have a good point.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the swordfish anemones jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working swordfish mightier piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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