Sword Swallowing Jokes
7 sword swallowing jokes and hilarious sword swallowing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sword swallowing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Sword Swallowing Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Sword s**... found dead
The police suspect it's an inside job
The sword s**... went to a sewing store to buy pins and needles
He was on a diet
My brother's in the circus - he gets £500 a week for swallowing a four-foot sword.
What's so good about swallowing a four-foot sword? He's only three feet tall.
I was the comedic host at a banquet for sword swallowers when a food fight broke out...
I killed!
A sword juggler walks up to a sword s**... and asks, "Don't you think what you do is a little dangerous?"
The sword s**... turns around and points to the sword in his mouth.
Your mom should join the circus
she's very good at swallowing swords.
Interview with the 3x Widow (Clean Joke)
A journalist for a local newspaper was an interviewing an old woman who had been married three times before and was about to embark on her fourth marriage at the ripe old age of 90.
**Interviewer**: "Please give me a quick run down of the men you married in the past",
**Old Lady**: "We'll my first husband was the CEO of a bank. He died from a heart attack from stress. God bless him.
My second husband was so much different. He was a circus performer. He could s**... swords, walk a tight rope, and tame lions. Unfortunately, one of the lions wasn't fed one day, and I was single once again.
My third husband was the minister for my past two husbands funerals. I'm happy to say that he passed away peacefully surrounded by his friends and family.
And my soon to be fourth husband is the mortician who buried all three of my former husbands. He has always been there for me and is a kind man. I love him dearly.
**Interviewer**: Wow, that's a quite variety of men. So how would you summarize your love life?
**Old Lady**: Well, I guess you could say, I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.
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