The Best 67 Switzerland Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Switzerland jokes. There are some switzerland flags jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these switzerland bern puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Switzerland Jokes and Puns

There are many advantages of visiting Switzerland

I mean, the flag itself is a big plus.

What's the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well the flag's a big plus.

Vacationing in Switzerland

"So did you enjoy the beautiful scenery?"

"I couldn't really see much because of the mountains."

Switzerland joke, Vacationing in Switzerland

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.


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What's great about living in Switzerland?

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The flag is a big plus

What's good about Switzerland?

Not much, but the flag is a big plus.

Switzerland joke, What's good about Switzerland?

I thought the wife was joking...

...when she said she wanted to go to Switzerland for a Monkees concert.

Then I saw her face...now I'm in Geneva

Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars?

You can only put them in neutral.

So I asked this swiss dude to tell me something good about living in Switzerland.

"Well" he said "the flag is a big plus!"

Switzerland is a pretty sweet country...

and their flag's a big plus.

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The German tax evader in Switzerland

A German wants to bring his untaxed savings to a number account in Switzerland.

He sneaks into the bank, looks around and whispers to the bank assistant:
"Psst! I've got 2 million euros in my suitcase!"

The bank assistant replies in a normal voice:
"Why do you try to be so unsuspicious? Poverty is not a shame in Switzerland."

Where is the most extravagant brothel in Switzerland, with the most expensive hookers?

The FIFA headquarters.

So I asked my friend what its like to live in Switzerland..

He said It's pretty cold but the flag is a huge plus

What are some of the perks of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus.

Living in Switzerland sucks

but the flag is a big plus.

Switzerland joke, Living in Switzerland sucks

So the other day my friend asked me if living in Switzerland had any benefits...

I responded: "Well, the flag's a big plus."^I'll^see^myself^out.

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

Beats me, but the flag's a big plus.

I'm making a list of reasons to move to Switzerland

The flag is a big plus


Is there any upside to living in Switzerland??

The flag is a big plus.

A joke from WWII

A German soldier is talking to a Swiss soldier:

"How many soldiers could Switzerland mobilize if we were to invade?"

"Half a million within two days."

"And if we invade with a million troops?"

"We shoot twice and go home."

An American walks into a swiss bank with two large bags

He walks up to a teller and says quietly "I have 2 million dollars in cash that I need to deposit into a swiss bank account now"

The teller replies "Sir, there's no need to whisper, poverty is nothing to be ashamed of in Switzerland."

Switzerland declares war on China.

The Chinese President is informed by one of his aides that Switzerland has declared war on them. The president calmly asks:
"What's the population of Switzerland?", the aide replies: "8 million, sir", and so the president says: "Alright, which hotel will they be staying at?".

My friends asked me what I liked about Switzerland

Well the flags a big plus.

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

It's hard to pick one, but the flag is a big plus.

A foreigner goes to a bank in Switzerland...

The teller asks the foreigner: "Would you like to make a deposit?"

The foreign man replies: "Yes I would."

The teller: "How much would you like to deposit?"

The man leans in and whispers: "Three million dollars..."

The teller: "Oh you can speak up. Being poor is no reason to be ashamed in Switzerland."

A German and a Swiss are arguing about who's country is better...

The German, clearly annoyed, asks the Swiss
"So what's so great about Switzerland?" The Swiss shrugs, simply saying.
"Well, the flag is a big plus."

I'm thinking about moving to Switzerland...

For a couple of reasons, but their flag is a big plus.

Switzerland is a great country, with amazing views and nice people

And their flag is also great, which is a huge plus.

So I'm weighing the pros and cons for moving to Switzerland...

The flag is a big plus...

Credit to my 13yr old for this one too!

I was trying to think of all the benefits of moving to Switzerland...

I can definitely say that the flag is a big plus

INTERVIEWER: Roger Federer, why do you like Switzerland so much?

RODGER FEDERER: Well the flag is a big plus.

I ask my Swiss friend what he thought about Switzerland.

He replied, "Well the flag's a big plus."

I'm considering migrating to Switzerland

For one, their flag is a huge plus

I don't have a lot of great things to say about Switzerland

But their flag is a huge plus

I don't know much about Switzerland...

...but I hear that their flag is a big plus.

What's the greatest thing about Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag's a big plus.

What are some good things about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus...

Why do dyslexic gay men keep going to Switzerland?

To see the large hardon collider

I'm thinking of moving to Switzerland

No particular reason, but the flag's a big plus

What's your favorite thing about Switzerland?

Well, the flags a big plus.

What's the difference between Switzerland and Columbia?

In Switzerland, snow is measured in meters, in Columbia in kilograms.

Can you think of anything good about Switzerland?

Well the flag's a plus.

Why is Switzerland so great?

Well, the flag is a big plus

I really don't know what's so good about Switzerland

But their national flag is a big plus.

What's so good about Switzerland?

I don't know but the flag is a huge plus.

I Don't Know Why I Like Switzerland So Much

But the flag is a big plus

Only two countries have square flags

One is Vatican City, the other is Switzerland.

No wonder Swiss cheese is holy.

Switzerland is such a cool place.

I honestly don't know much about the country itself, but the flag is a plus.

Switzerland has good food and beautiful landscapes

On top of that their flag is a big plus

What's good about Switzerland?

For starters, their flag is a big plus.

I was asked why Switzerland was one of my favourite countries to visit.

"Well, their flag's a big plus!"

what is the best thing about switzerland?

I have no idea either but the flag is a big plus

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I'm not sure, but their flag is a huge plus.

What is one of the best things about living in Switzerland

The national flag is definitely a big plus.

There aren't a lot of advantages to people who live in Switzerland.

However, the flag is a big plus.

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

Well, there's the flag. That's a big plus.

Do you know what the advantage of living in Switzerland is?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!

Whats the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

Due to COVID-19, this was the first year I could not go to Switzerland for my summer vacation

Otherwise it's due to the lack of money.

Why does Alpine cheese have a pH of 7?

Because Switzerland is neutral

What is the best thing about Switzerland

I really don't know but their flag is a big plus.

Two hydrogen atoms decide that they want to ride on the Large Hadron Collider.

They jump on a plane to Switzerland and sneak in while no one is looking. As they start to speed up one of them realises that they have both lost their electrons. It mentions it to his friend who asks "Are you sure?"

It replys "I'm positive."

I really thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to see a Monkees tribute band play in Switzerland.

And then I saw her face, now I'm in Geneva...

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

To be honest I am not sure but their flag is a huge plus!

Why did the pervert moved to Switzerland?

Because he likes to watch.

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