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162 switch jokes and hilarious switch puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about switch that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover various types of switch jokes ranging from SNL switch jokes to Nintendo switch jokes and light switch jokes. Find out what makes a good transition joke and why humor is one of the best ways to make a smooth transition when taking a turn. Plus, learn the fun way to use color switchers to get the attention of your audience.

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Funniest Switch Short Jokes

Short switch jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The switch humour may include short swap jokes also.

  1. Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight... There would be mass confusion.
  2. I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching To reverse and leaving the scene
  3. Cop pulls over bad driver Cop- sir do you realize how badly you were switching lanes?
    Guy- sorry officer, I'm drunk af
    Cop-that's not a valid reason to let your girlfriend drive the car
  4. This morning I came early to my office And, I switched places of M's and N's on as many keyboard as I could.
    Some people would say I am a monster but others would say nomster.
  5. If France and Italy go to war, who would win? None of them, France would surrender and Italy would switch sides.
  6. I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was sat next to a screaming baby. Apparently that's not allowed if the baby is yours.
  7. How many Nintendo fans does it take to change a lightbulb? Who knows? They're all too busy playing with the switch.
  8. Did you know they tested the mars rover against animal attacks? They had to switch to dogs because Curiosity killed the cat.
  9. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild was originally intended to be for Wii U But mid-way through development they made the switch.
  10. I switched all the label on my wife spice rack. I'm not in trouble yet.... but the thyme is cumin.

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Switch One Liners

Which switch one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with switch? I can suggest the ones about transition and changer.

  1. When a bmw owner learns to drive... What kind of car do they switch to?
  2. Why do italians love soccer? Because halfway through they get to switch sides
  3. Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin? They're afraid of change.
  4. How do you end two deaf persons' arguing? Switch off the light.
  5. Don't you hate it when you get an Amber Alert and you have to switch cars?
  6. Why won't the U.S. switch to the metric system? There would be mass confusion
  7. I decided to switch to a new barber My current barber just isn't cutting it.
  8. I just saved 15% or more on my Calculus test... by switching to radians.
  9. I tried to get my mom to switch from AMD to Intel... ...but I couldn't Celeron it.
  10. Why do Hanzo players have such high electric bills? They never switch off.
  11. Why didn't USA switch from pounds to grams? Because of mass outrage.
  12. What happens when old Nintendo consoles become obsolete? People Switch.
  13. Why did the Chicken switch tabs? To get to the other site.
  14. What did Jesus say when he switched from Intel to AMD? Do not mourn me for I have Ryzen.
  15. An unfunny joke. What do you get when you switch the setup and punch line?

Light Switch Jokes

Here is a list of funny light switch jokes and even better light switch puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How many IT support guys does it take to change the light bulb? Zero. They just switch it off and on a few times and it works like new
  • I bought one of those "Smart" light switches, but it was too clever for me. So I replaced it with a dimmer switch.
  • My dad replaced the light switch without turning off the power first Shocking.
  • Few Saturdays I switch off the light and stay the whole night in darkness So that the neighbors might think that I've an active social life...
  • I threw my sandal at the light switch to turn it off, but I missed.. It was a complete flip - flop
  • Fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people? Just switch off the light!
  • Wanna hear a dark joke? So this morning I couldn't find the light switch...
  • What did Robert Palmer say to the light when he flipped the wrong switch? I didn't mean to turn you on.
  • How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb? No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
  • What did the light switch say to his relationship therapist? Currently, we have an on-off off relationship, and I'm just not sure that spark is still there

Nintendo Switch Jokes

Here is a list of funny nintendo switch jokes and even better nintendo switch puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My wife left me because I bought the new Nintendo, but I'm not even upset... ...it was time for a Switch.
  • I had high expectations for doing great things in 2020. Instead I'm stuck at home jacking off and playing Nintendo. The old 'bate and Switch.
  • So, Nintendo's stopped production of the Wii U and are producing their new console. Looks like they decided it's a good time for a Switch.
  • Nintendo was going to convert a car factory to manufacture their new console. But the factory owner didn't want to make the switch.
  • Why does the Nintendo switch come with a dock? Because of all the ports
    (Told to me by my wife)
  • The Nintendo DS' cheaper version was the DS Lite. A cheaper Nintendo Switch would be The Nintendo Lite-Switch
  • I used to have 100 gaming consoles, until somebody stole my Nintendo Switch Now I have 99 consoles, but a Switch ain't one.
  • When Nintendo come out with a new version of the switch will the current one become... The old switcheroo!
  • What do you call a transgender Japanese person? A Nintendo switch.
  • My wife bought me a Nintendo switch for Christmas. In a few years I'll have enough parts to build a whole console.
Switch joke, My wife bought me a Nintendo switch for Christmas.

Color Switch Jokes

Here is a list of funny color switch jokes and even better color switch puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I think my Christmas lights were made down south The switch says 'C' for colored and 'W' for white.
  • My neighbor's yard is so vibrant and colorful. Good thing I switched his w**... killer to MiracleGro.

Network Switch Jokes

Here is a list of funny network switch jokes and even better network switch puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What does a seal say about network switches? ARP ARP ARP
  • What did h**... name his network switch to? Auswitch
  • What brand of routers & switches do Native American indians use for computer networking on the reservation? **TP-Link** mostly, but occasionally they use **Buffalo**....
Switch joke, What brand of routers & switches do Native American indians use for computer networking on the reser

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about switch can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of switch puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Unearthly Funniest Switch Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about switch you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean shutdown jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make switch prank.

What's green and goes red at a flick of a switch.

Kermit in a blender.

I'm switching all of my clocks to a 24-hour format...

...making it much easier to wait til 5 o'clock to start drinking

Sometimes I just like to switch off

I think that's why I lost my job in the Intensive Care Unit

My girlfriend's black.

She's always in a rush, saying, "Come on! Let's go! We gotta move! We're gunna be late! Drive faster! Switch lanes! We gotta beat the crowd!" I look at her every time and say, "Leave it to you to play the race card."

h**... asked his portrait

"What's going to happen to me when the war is over?" h**... asked
"We're going to switch places" replied the portrait.
"How so?"
"They're going to take me down and hang you up."

An old woman is upset at her husband's f**... . . .

"You have him in a blue suit, and I wanted him in a brown suit," she cried.
The mortician says, "We'll take care of it ma'am," and yells to the back, "Ed, switch the heads on two and four!"

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

The (wo)man of the house

Walking into the bar, Bob said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, I just had another fight with the little woman."
"Oh yeah?" said John "And how did this one end?"
"When it was over," Bob replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees.
"Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?"
She said, "Come out from under that bed, you little chickenshit!!

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

Adrian Peterson just announced his retirement from the NFL

and will be joining the Minnesota Twins as a switch hitter.
(Sorry, news was too depressing not to joke about it)

I heard the Minnesota Twins were interested in Adrian Peterson...

They need a good Switch Hitter!

I hear Adrian Peterson is getting into baseball...

Apparently he's a great switch hitter.

So I hear that the Euro is destabilizing and deflating...

...if its value decreases any more, Europe might have to switch back to their old international currency, Czechoslovakia.

Why would Adrian Peterson be a great baseball player?

Because he's a switch hitter

The New York Yankees Officially Sign Adrian Peterson

They needed a good switch hitter.

I just moved in to a new flat with two girls...

I just moved in to a new flat with two girls, it's been a bit of a nightmare to be honest. The first one has really bad OCD, whenever she goes in to a room she has to turn the light switch on and off 17 times. That's nothing compared to the other one, she's got epilepsy

What do you call the act of turning over in bed to switch from the m**... to d**...?

A s**... revolution.

Surgeon's joke.

There used to be a rule that in order to get into anesthesia, applicants had to have an IQ greater than their body temp. For a while they couldn't get any new anesthesia trainees because nobody would pass.
Then they decided to switch from farenheit to celsius, and now there's a lot of them.

Oman and Yemen should switch names

because if you find out you're gonna live in Oman, you go "yeah man!!"
but if you find out you're gonna live in Yemen, you go "oh man..."
Im so sorry

I accidentally muted the command switch on my driverless car...

...well, it goes without saying.

A 13 year old boy has difficulty with mathematics, failing in public school.

His parents were not religious but after a friend's suggestion they felt a private Catholic school may be more effective. His grades began to rise dramatically after this switch. Asked what has helped him so much, he responded
"When I saw the guy nailed to the plus sign I knew they meant business!"

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

What will happen if someone robs a Nintendo Switch factory?

WIIU WIIU WIIU WIIU

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

I switched my kids to almond milk.

Whenever people ask me if I think it's healthier I tell them "Nah, I just got tired of them asking why their picture is on the back of the milk cartons."

How do you trigger a switch?

Flip it off.

We should switch to the hexadecimal number system already.

And I have a good reasons why.

What is 10 blocks long and never had s**...?

The line for the Nintendo Switch

How many Sony and Microsoft fanboys does it take to turn on a lightbulb?

I don't know. They won't go near the Switch.

It was very difficult to switch off my wife's life support system.

You try fighting off 2 nurses, a doctor and my sons.

One man proposed that Geico switch their mascot to a kitten.

"Now, with only 15 minutes, you can save 15 purr-cent on cat insurance"

In WW2 you could identify which nationality your opponent was from by observing their behaviors

If they respond to threats with precise rifle shots, they're British
If they respond with heavy machine gun fire, they're German
If they retreat, they're French
If they switch to your side, they're Italian
If they apologize, they're Canadian
If nothing happens for a few minutes then suddenly your camp is leveled to the ground, they're American

Request - can someone explain this joke?

> In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, 'Cut it out.'

What would happen if the United States were to switch from Pounds to Kilograms over night?

*A Mass Confusion*

After a Year of use I can say without a doubt that the Nintendo Switch is the perfect console for Me

The Nintendo Sub was too under powered and the Nintendo Dom is more than I can handle.......

I requested the flight attendant to switch my seat as I was next to a screaming baby.

Apparently you are not allowed to do that if the baby is yours.

During Soviet times, the USSR had two TV channels

On the first one, there was p**....
On the second one, a KGB agent appeared and said "Switch back to the first channel".

Gender is like a light switch.

It is either on or off. I can be in between but it doesn't really work that way.

I was called in to fix someone's computer

I took a look round the back and I said Oh, the self-awareness switch is on.
The man said That's funny, it was off last time I checked.

Dad on Deathbed

[Deathbed]
Dad: Don't put me in the wrong burial plot
Son: Dad stop it, I'm never turning this life support off!
Dad: because that would be...a grave mistake lol
Son: So is it this switch here or
(cr

People are outside the White House protesting, screaming IMPEACH IMPEACH IMPEACH!

Trump grabs his Switch, runs outside and yells I'M BOWSER, I'M BOWSER!

I taught my young daugther to switch out the discs in my PS4 for me.

It was a real game changer.

Two blind man are lying on a bed.

One asks another one:
-Hey bro are you jacking off?
The other one replies:
-Yes,why?
The first one says:
-Can you please switch to yourself...

Fingers turn me on

It's not easy being a light switch

How do you turn on a switch?

You finger it

If the US would switch from inches to meters

We'd have a lengthy discussion

I broke up with my video game console, now it's my ex-box

Nothing personal, it was just time for a switch

A Good Mother

A good mom will always let her child lick the cookie dough after she's finished mixing it.
The best mom will switch the mixer off first.

(This was a joke translated from Russian that my mom always told me. She was a pretty good mom ;( )

during the week, I have people to see, and things to do.

But on the weekend, if I'm lucky I get to switch it around.

Americans can't switch from pounds to kilograms overnight.

That would cause mass confusion.

The same woman lost her car keys.

Her husband comes out and says, "What's wrong?"
She says, "I lost my keys!"
He takes off his trousers, rolls them into a ball and starts rubbing the ignition switch. Magically the vehicle starts up.
"WOW! How did you do that?"
"Honey, these are my cargo pants."

I can't find the off switch for my Stannah stairlift!

It's driving me up the wall!

Two guys driving in the highway with broken side mirror car

The driver wants to switch lanes and tells the passenger: Can you look if there any car is coming
The passenger turns and looks back and says: No there's no car coming .
Driver turns the signal on and proceeds to change the line and huge truck hits them.
Driver turns to passenger and screams: YOU SAID THERE WAS NO CAR!!!
The passenger replies: YOU SAID CAR, NOT A TRUCK!
P.S. old joke that my father told me

Switch joke, Two guys driving in the highway with broken side mirror car

jokes about switch

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