Switch Jokes

Funniest Switch Short Jokes

Short switch jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The switch humour may include short swap jokes also.

1. Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight... There would be mass confusion.
2. I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching To reverse and leaving the scene
3. Cop pulls over bad driver Cop- sir do you realize how badly you were switching lanes?
   Guy- sorry officer, I'm drunk af
   Cop-that's not a valid reason to let your girlfriend drive the car
4. This morning I came early to my office And, I switched places of M's and N's on as many keyboard as I could.
   Some people would say I am a monster but others would say nomster.
5. If France and Italy go to war, who would win? None of them, France would surrender and Italy would switch sides.
6. I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was sat next to a screaming baby. Apparently that's not allowed if the baby is yours.
7. How many Nintendo fans does it take to change a lightbulb? Who knows? They're all too busy playing with the switch.
8. Did you know they tested the mars rover against animal attacks? They had to switch to dogs because Curiosity killed the cat.
9. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild was originally intended to be for Wii U But mid-way through development they made the switch.
10. I switched all the label on my wife spice rack. I'm not in trouble yet.... but the thyme is cumin.

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Switch One Liners

Which switch one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with switch? I can suggest the ones about transition and changer.

1. When a bmw owner learns to drive... What kind of car do they switch to?
2. Why do italians love soccer? Because halfway through they get to switch sides
3. Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin? They're afraid of change.
4. Don't you hate it when you get an Amber Alert and you have to switch cars?
5. Why won't the U.S. switch to the metric system? There would be mass confusion
6. I decided to switch to a new barber My current barber just isn't cutting it.
7. I just saved 15% or more on my Calculus test... by switching to radians.
8. I tried to get my mom to switch from AMD to Intel... ...but I couldn't Celeron it.
9. Why do Hanzo players have such high electric bills? They never switch off.
10. Why didn't USA switch from pounds to grams? Because of mass outrage.
11. What happens when old Nintendo consoles become obsolete? People Switch.
12. Why did the Chicken switch tabs? To get to the other site.
13. What did Jesus say when he switched from Intel to AMD? Do not mourn me for I have Ryzen.
14. An unfunny joke. What do you get when you switch the setup and punch line?
15. I lost 80 pounds last week I simply switched from imperial to metric

Light Switch Jokes

Here is a list of funny light switch jokes and even better light switch puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I bought one of those "Smart" light switches, but it was too clever for me. So I replaced it with a dimmer switch.
• My dad replaced the light switch without turning off the power first Shocking.
• Few Saturdays I switch off the light and stay the whole night in darkness So that the neighbors might think that I've an active social life...
• I threw my sandal at the light switch to turn it off, but I missed.. It was a complete flip - flop
• Wanna hear a dark joke? So this morning I couldn't find the light switch...
• What did Robert Palmer say to the light when he flipped the wrong switch? I didn't mean to turn you on.
• What did the light switch say to his relationship therapist? Currently, we have an on-off off relationship, and I'm just not sure that spark is still there
• Gender is like a light switch. It is either on or off. I can be in between but it doesn't really work that way.
• I changed all my light switches to carbon fiber ones They make the rooms lighter
• I Hate Trying to Figure Out Which Light Switch Goes to Which Room It's a process of illumination.

Nintendo Switch Jokes

Here is a list of funny nintendo switch jokes and even better nintendo switch puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My wife left me because I bought the new Nintendo, but I'm not even upset... ...it was time for a Switch.
• So, Nintendo's stopped production of the Wii U and are producing their new console. Looks like they decided it's a good time for a Switch.
• Nintendo was going to convert a car factory to manufacture their new console. But the factory owner didn't want to make the switch.
• Why does the Nintendo switch come with a dock? Because of all the ports
  (Told to me by my wife)
• The Nintendo DS' cheaper version was the DS Lite. A cheaper Nintendo Switch would be The Nintendo Lite-Switch
• I used to have 100 gaming consoles, until somebody stole my Nintendo Switch Now I have 99 consoles, but a Switch ain't one.
• When Nintendo come out with a new version of the switch will the current one become... The old switcheroo!
• What do you call a transgender Japanese person? A Nintendo switch.
• My wife bought me a Nintendo switch for Christmas. In a few years I'll have enough parts to build a whole console.
• What will happen if someone robs a Nintendo Switch factory? WIIU WIIU WIIU WIIU

Color Switch Jokes

Here is a list of funny color switch jokes and even better color switch puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I think my Christmas lights were made down south The switch says 'C' for colored and 'W' for white.

Network Switch Jokes

Here is a list of funny network switch jokes and even better network switch puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What does a seal say about network switches? ARP ARP ARP

Unearthly Funniest Switch Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about switch you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shutdown jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make switch pranks.