Swiss Roll Jokes
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The Mechanical Engineer, Project Manager and the Software Enginner
A Mechanical Engineer, Project Manager and the Software Engineer were driving down a mountain when suddenly the car slides off the road and rolls down the Mountain. Amazingly none of the occupants had been hurt.
The Mechanical Engineer steps out and says hand me my Swiss army knife I will have this repaired in no time and we can be on our way.
The Project Manager says Wait Up, We need to set achievable goals, set a timeline and ensure we are all working with maximum efficiency to solve this problem.
The Software Engineer Just says "Wow! that is strange, lets push it back up and see if it happens again"
How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him off the Alps.
How do you make a Swiss Roll?
Push him down a hill.
BONUS: How do you make French Wine?
Invade.
What do you call a joint in Geneva?
A Swiss Roll
The French roll their R. The Swiss...
Roll X!
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