Swis Jokes
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Why does no one like the swiss army?
Because they are all a bunch of tools.
A Swiss Army Knife is a lot like a pod of dolphins...
Multi-porpoise!
I ask my Swiss friend what he thought about Switzerland.
He replied, "Well the flag's a big plus."
The Swiss embassy has had it's flag stolen.
Ambassadors are nonplussed.
Why is the swiss cheese afraid of the dark?
Because it's afraid of a muenster in the closet
What does the Swiss defense have in common with their favorite food?
They're both full of holes.
Swiss Cheese was recently declared the official cheese of the Catholic Church.
It's the holiest of cheeses.
Swiss Cheese Paradox
Swiss cheese has lots of holes. The more holes you have,the less cheese you have. The more cheese you have,the more holes you have. Thus,the more cheese you have,the less cheese you have.
What did the Swiss Catholic say to the American Catholic?
Your cheese is unholy.
"Ain't" is like a Swiss Army knife
It's got a lot of uses but you can't use it in school.
If the Swiss Army knife is so good....
How come the Swiss army never fights?
I wonder what SwissCodeMonkey.....
Will do now that Funny Jokes has an alternative.
Who am I kidding? We all know they never do anything.
If the Swiss flag is a big plus...
... the austrian flag is a big minus.
I think Swiss cheese is just a conspiracy theory...
It's full of so many holes.
What is the pH of Swiss Cheese?
It's a 7.
Neutral.
What do Swiss people say when someone rings the doorbell?
YODEL-AYY-HEE-WHO'S THERE?
Why are Swiss people big fans of Bernie Sanders?
Because they feel the Bern!
How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?
None. We pay a German to do it.
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