Swipe Jokes

58 swipe jokes and hilarious swipe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about swipe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends. We've covered all the best tinder swipe jokes.

Funniest Swipe Short Jokes

Short swipe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The swipe humour may include short slid jokes also.

  1. Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app... called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area.
  2. Pokémon Go is more popular than Tinder. Another app which requires you to swipe to find monsters in your surroundings.
  3. A woman is swiping through Tinder at work, and her co-worker say, "Honey, you ain't never gonna find your husband on Tinder." "You may be right," she replied. "I found yours, though."
  4. Accidentally swiped my donor card instead of my debit card today... my groceries ended up costing me an arm and a leg
  5. What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app? Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.
  6. I saw my uncle on Tinder Obviously I swiped left. He's not going to be in to me now that I'm all grown up.
  7. Apple employee pick-up lines. "Are you a play button? Because I'd zero-length swipe that."
  8. I can clean all my dishes with one swipe. I mean, if it takes more than one I should start looking for a new wife, right?
  9. This April fools, I decided to swipe right on only the ugly people on Tinder and then burn them. Still no matches.
  10. Did you hear Dora the Explorer is having trouble with her Tinder account? Swiper no swiping

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Swipe One Liners

Which swipe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with swipe? I can suggest the ones about flick and swig.

  1. I couldn't find my credit card this morning. Someone must have swiped it.
    I'm sorry.
  2. Yo momma's so fat It took me three fingers to swipe left.
  3. Tinder is like Pokémon GO You swipe to catch monsters.
  4. There's a cool hidden feature on Tinder Keep on swiping right and girls get fatter
  5. Dora would hate Tinder ...lots of swiping.
  6. Why couldn't the fox get matches on Tinder? Because Swiper no swiping.
  7. My girlfriend Dora found out I installed Tinder. She said, "Swiper no swiping!"
  8. I'm so unattractive Even the ads on tinder swipe left.
  9. What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom? A swipe and wipe.
  10. My luck on Tinder is so bad Even the bots swipe left on me.
  11. How do you conifer? You swipe its birch certificate and steal its identitree.
  12. I used have a phone with a really good user interface... ...but someone swiped it.
  13. What's EA's favorite Fortnite dance? Swipe It
  14. Everyone swipes left on me man And i dont even have tinder!
  15. Why won't Dora let Swiper on Tinder? Swiper no swiping.

Tinder Swipe Jokes

Here is a list of funny tinder swipe jokes and even better tinder swipe puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I've come to the realization that my tinder profile is so bad that even bots won't swipe right.
  • I'm really good at dating in the Tinder age Every girl I meet swipes left at me...usually across the face with an open hand.
  • What is it called, when you swipe your phone screen really gently with your finger? Tinderness.
  • Pokemon Go Is Just Like Tinder Both apps require you to swipe to catch monsters in your area.
  • After being on tinder for a year I finally got swiped right~! But I swiped left because the profile said, "Must love dogs" and I was actually looking for a woman.
  • I met up with a bear I met on Tinder. When I got there I think she showed me she meant to swipe left judging by the scar on my face.
  • For April Fools, I decided to swipe right on all the ugly people on Tinder but the only... Person I saw was myself.
  • What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet? Swiping and wiping.
  • I'm lazy and just swipe right everyone on Tinder. I argued with my girlfriend, but she's still conviced that's cheating.
  • What's the best way to start getting girls on tinder? Swipe right

Swipe Left Jokes

Here is a list of funny swipe left jokes and even better swipe left puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I'm creating a new dating app for chefs! It's called Tender! Swipe right to keep cooking or swipe left to leave raw
  • You know you've hit rock bottom on tinder... When the even bots swipe left on you.
  • Why is the dating app called Tinder? When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
  • Help. All the girls on Tinder say if you're only looking for s**..., swipe left. It's not working
  • This g**... tinder was so ugly I swiped left, pay for the undo just so I can swipe left again.
Swipe joke, This g**... tinder was so ugly

Swipe joke, This g**... tinder was so ugly

Swipe Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about swipe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean swim jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make swipe pranks.

Went and got my first gun yesterday

Went and got a 9mm p**... I go to pay for the gun and the cashier says s**... down facing me
Realizing this is probably because of gun wackos I did as she instructed
When the shrieking from customers and alarms stopped I realized the cashier was referring to how I should swipe my credit card

So Fred has accidentally cut off John's ear with his s**....

John and Fred were digging a ditch when Fred made a careless swipe with his s**... and cut off John's ear.
"Help me find it in all this mud," said John. "If we find it they can sew it back on."
After a couple of minutes, Fred triumphantly shouted, "Here it is", handing the ear to John.
"That's not it," said John, throwing the ear back in the muddy ditch. "Mine had a pencil behind it."

Three guys are competing to see who is the best swordsman in the world.

The first guy throws an orange into the air and chops it into 10 pieces before it hits the ground.
The second guy throws a grape in the air and chops it into 20 pieces before it hits the ground.
The last guy sees a fruit fly and takes a massive swipe at him. The fly doesn't even budge and flies away.
The other two start laughing and declare him the loser
"Ah he says but that fly will never be a father"

A father and son walk into a gas station...

After grabbing a few snacks they walk up to the register to pay for everything.
The cashier says "sorry sir, but you have to swipe your card again."
Son: "dad, don't."
Father: *sweats profusely*
Cashier: "sir?"
Father: "but I'm not wearing a cardigan!"

3 people are fighting

An American,British, And Chinese are fighting over who is the best swordsman. They say whoever can slice that fly on half wins.
The American slices in half with ease.
The British does 2 slices, and it's in 4 pieces.
The Chinese does one swipe. The American and the British are like, what is that? It's still flying.
The Chinese responds, it's s**... life is over.

Explaining to my Married Friends how Tinder works.

Me : So you swipe right if you like them and swipe left if you don't like
Them : Ohhhhhh
Me : So basically you need to log in to the Facebook account to access the app.
Them : Ohhhhhh
Me : Don't worry nothing gets posted on Facebook
Them : Ohhhhhh
P. S - Only Married Folks understand the subtle difference in the Ohhhhhhs

Swiper is unable to steal from Dora The Explorer today, as he has a cold.

"s**... nose wiping."

*at cash register*

ME: Do I swipe the whole card or...
*[seductively inserts chip]*
Just the tip?
CASHIER: *[into mic]* Security

First day at McDo

So, since it's your first day we start with something easy: here is the broom, swipe the floor please.
But I have a major in gender studies!
Ah sorry, didn't know that. So let me show you first how to use the broom...

I have Tindr hair....

It's messy, dry, and I swipe it to the right hoping for good looking results.

Swipe joke, I have Tindr hair....