The Best 9 Swinger Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Swinger jokes. There are some swinger garb jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these swinger klondike puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Swinger Jokes and Puns

They call someone who wears boxer shorts a boxer, they call someone who wears swim shorts a swimmer, but what do you call someone who doesn't wear any shorts at all?

A swinger.

I went to a swingers club on the weekend

I got through the front door and the lady on the desk said it's £10 to get in, or you can pay £15 and you get a meal . So I paid the £15 and went in. It seemed to be going alright - then this naked oily guy walked up to me and said hello, I'm Amil .

So there is a friend of mine who invited me to a swinger party

I asked him "how many people will there be ?"
"Bring your wife and we'll be three" he said

I saw a sign advertising a plowsharing market the other day.

I don't know if that's a more or less politically correct way of talking about a swinger party...

How Putin ruined the ego of swingers everywhere

Vladimir Putin: Some people say that group sex is better than sex as a pair - because I guess, like with any teamwork, one can dodge being good at it.


People are constantly calling me a swinger...

That can't be true because I am not allowed within 30 feet of a play ground.

What is a swingers favorite crime?

Why did Aaron Hernandez's girlfriend leave him?

She found out he was a swinger.

There was a sex shop that opened up across the highway from a 55+ aged swinger community

I wonder if it's because the orgies were getting old.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the swinger bbw jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working swinger bat piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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