Swine Jokes

Funniest Swine Short Jokes

Short swine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The swine humour may include short pork jokes also.

1. My daughters favorite joke... What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
   One requires tweetment, and the other requires oinkment.
2. What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu? one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'.
   i'm sorry.
3. If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's spam.
4. My dad told me that I would only be successful when pigs fly. WELL GUESS WHAT DAD?! Swine Flu.
5. What's the difference between an honest politician and a flying pig? There actually was a time when swine flu.
6. A patient tells his doctor he thinks he contracted Swine Flu and Avian Flu at the same time. The doctor tells him "I'll believe that when pigs fly."
7. How did the pig get out of the tree? The swine flu
   (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)
8. A pig, tired of its pregnant wife, decided to leave her As a result, the pregnant swine did not have a baby...
   Because she got a-boar-shun.
9. Got vaccinated, avoided swine flues. Got vaccinated, avoided bird flues. Then I bought a house with two fireplaces. Got chimney flues.
10. What happened when pigs started flying? Everyone got swine flu

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Swine One Liners

Which swine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with swine? I can suggest the ones about guinea pig and piglet.

1. This person told me "When pigs fly I'll get my kid vaccinated!" Alas, swine flu.
2. HOW DO PIGS TALK? SWINE LANGUAGE.
3. They said when pigs fly.. But the swine already flu
4. A lot of people talk about when pigs fly but swine flu.
5. How do pigs communicate? Swine language
6. How did they cure the swine flu? With oinkment.
7. what do you call a 145 million year old swine carcass? Jurassic Pork
   Ill show^myself^out
8. I thought I understood the meaning of when pigs fly, But then the swine flew.
9. Where should pigs be stored safely? The swine cellar.
10. What do you call a frozen swine lavatory? A pigloo
    I'll see myself out.
11. Did you hear about the pig who got sick after catching a flight? Swine flu
12. Before swine met Jesus, what was it? Swater
13. What do you call two pigs that are good at math? Swine and Coswine.
14. How do we know pigs fly? Swine flu.
15. WHAT DO YOU CALL A FLYING PIG? Swine flu

Swine Flu Jokes

Here is a list of funny swine flu jokes and even better swine flu puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What happens when a cop sneezes on you? You get the swine flu
• Them: When pigs fly! Me: Swine flu!
• what was wrong with the air? the swine flu
• James had swine flu, and people were avoiding him Luckily he was ginger and he was used to it
• Why was the cop absent from work? He had swine flu

Laughter Swine Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about swine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean poultry jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make swine pranks.