Swine Flu Jokes

46 swine flu jokes and hilarious swine flu puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about swine flu that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short swine flu jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The swine flu humour may include short swine jokes also.

  1. My daughters favorite joke... What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
    One requires tweetment, and the other requires oinkment.
  2. What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu? one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'.
    i'm sorry.
  3. What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment!!!!
  4. You know, people in the 1970s thought there would be a black president when pigs fly... Then barack obama was elected. And after a year, swine flu.
  5. What is the difference between avian flu and swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
  6. What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu ? Bird flu requires tweetment and swine flu requires oinkment.
  7. If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's spam.
  8. My dad told me that I would only be successful when pigs fly. WELL GUESS WHAT DAD?! Swine Flu.
  9. What's the difference between an honest politician and a flying pig? There actually was a time when swine flu.
  10. A patient tells his doctor he thinks he contracted Swine Flu and Avian Flu at the same time. The doctor tells him "I'll believe that when pigs fly."

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Swine Flu One Liners

Which swine flu one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with swine flu? I can suggest the ones about covid 19 and bird flu.

  1. This person told me "When pigs fly I'll get my kid vaccinated!" Alas, swine flu.
  2. They said when pigs fly.. But the swine already flu
  3. A lot of people talk about when pigs fly but swine flu.
  4. How did they cure the swine flu? With oinkment.
  5. Dad Joke: People said the USA would have a black president when pigs fly. Swine Flu.
  6. Did you hear about the pig who got sick after catching a flight? Swine flu
  7. How do we know pigs fly? Swine flu.
  9. What happened when pigs started flying? Everyone got swine flu
  10. What happens when a cop sneezes on you? You get the swine flu
  11. Them: When pigs fly! Me: Swine flu!
  12. They said a Black man would be president of the U.S. when pigs fly Then Swine Flu
  13. what was wrong with the air? the swine flu
  14. Why was the cop absent from work? He had swine flu

Swine Flu Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about swine flu you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean zika virus jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make swine flu pranks.

Wife: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

Me: Well, it has to do with the original animal vectors and -
Wife: No! For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.

A pig goes to the doctors with swine flu.

The doctor gives him a leaflet for a therapeutic spa and tells him to go straight there.
When he gets there he's instructed to lay in a shallow bath of salt and sugar.
He chuckles to himself and thinks, "what's this supposed to do, cure me!"

I saw a flying pig! He was coughing and sneezing though, so I killed him.

After all, the swine flu!

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu
(joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

An angry mom once told me that she'd get her kid vaccinated when pigs fly.

Alas, swine flu.

George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!" ... well, swine flu.

It was always said that a black man would be the POTUS only when pigs fly

Then in 2009, swine flu.

James had swine flu, and people were avoiding him

Luckily he was ginger and he was used to it