Swimwear Jokes
3 swimwear jokes and hilarious swimwear puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about swimwear that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Giggle-Inducing Swimwear Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What is a good swimwear joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Two r**... went to the beach
The younger of the two said "This s**..., man! None of the girls are even noticing me!"
His older friend said "I tell you what- maybe if you put a sock in your swim trunks, that would help get you some more attention."
So the younger boy went to the changing room and adjusted his swimwear. They met up again about an hour later and the boy said "Man, that didn't help at all! Now they're just running away from me!"
And the older r**... said "You d**...- you're supposed to put the sock in the FRONT!"
What did Jon Bon Jovi do when his swimwear froze?
He made it icewear.
If being a 23 year old Norwegian swimwear model has taught me anything
It's that catfishing is surprisingly easy online
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