The Best 10 Swimsuit Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Swimsuit jokes. There are some swimsuit thong jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these swimsuit budgies puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Swimsuit Jokes and Puns

I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit

It was a Lamb Bikini

Why was Zeus embarrassed in his swimsuit?

Because of his thunder thighs.

I saw a sheep in a swimsuit driving a car yesterday

it was a Lamb Bikini

Swimsuit joke, I saw a sheep in a swimsuit driving a car yesterday

Why was two piece swimsuit invented?

To separate the hairy from the dairy.

I won a swimsuit contest the other day

I ate 57 swimsuits


What kind of swimsuit do you wear to the zoo?

Zuchini

What did the naked Hispanic boy say when someone retrieved his swimsuit after his embarrassing slip-and-slide run?

Gracias

Swimsuit joke, What did the naked Hispanic boy say when someone retrieved his swimsuit after his embarrassing slip-

I made a deal with myself: for every 5 pounds I lose before summer, I get to buy a swimsuit. So far, it's going pretty well.

I've only had to return 3 swimsuits.

What do you call a swimsuit magazine for American liberals?

If my parents gave me $10 and I found $50 in the pocket of my swimsuit pocket, what would I have?

Somebody else's swimsuit.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the swimsuit tracksuit jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working swimsuit bikini piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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