Swimming Inside Jokes
12 swimming inside jokes and hilarious swimming inside puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about swimming inside that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Swimming Inside Short Jokes
Short swimming inside jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The swimming inside humour may include short swimming jokes also.
- How are women like swimming pools? They both cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time of money you spend inside.
- Women are like swimming pools.. Their maintenance costs are too high considering the time you spend inside them
- What is the similarity between women and a swimming pool? They cost too much in upkeep for what little time you spend inside them.
- Women are like swimming pools... ...both are too expensive for the time you spend inside...
- Women are like swimming pools The cost alot to maintain,
Considering the amount of time you spend inside them - I invented the perfect beach accessory for men! A clip-on-tip that attaches to the inside of your suit and peeks out just below the bottom of a guy's swim trunks.
We're calling it the Billadong.
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Swimming Inside One Liners
Which swimming inside one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with swimming inside? I can suggest the ones about swimming pool and swimming dog.
- Why was the naughty jellyfish swimming inside out? Because he was an invertibrat
Swimming Inside Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about swimming inside you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean olympic swimming jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make swimming inside pranks.
[Dirty] Two s**... are swimming around inside a woman.
The first one, exhausted and out of breath asks, "how much longer till we reach the u**...?"
The second s**... breaks into laughter and replies, "the u**...?! We haven't even left the esophagus yet!"
A brick fell from an airplane
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator in 3 steps? You open the refrigerator, put the giraffe in and close the refrigerator.
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator in 4 steps? You open the refrigerator, take the giraffe out, put the elephant inside and close the refrigerator.
A lion is having a birthday and all the animals are there except for one, which one is it? The elephant isn't there, he's in a refrigerator.
Sally has to cross a river populated by crocodiles, how does she do it without dying? She just swims across, all the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday party.
Sally still dies, why? Because she got hit by the brick.
A billionaire decides to build a palace
A billionaire decides to build a palace to bring the best musicians of the 60's together in one place. After a year of hammering, sawing, and painting the palace is finally finished. It's perfect – marble, chandeliers, and concert halls; dozens of swimming pools and tennis courts. Excited, the billionaire sends out his invitations. A few weeks later he sees Jefferson Airplane, The Beetles, Jimmy Hendrix and a hoard of 60's luminaries standing in the grass, but none are coming inside. Paul McCartney is playing cards with m**... Jagger.
The billionaire is stunned. I've spent a year building this palace, making it perfect in every detail for the best musicians the 60's has ever known. Why won't you come inside?
John Lennon adjusts his glasses and calls out: You forgot The Doors.
Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking...
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the Mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.
"Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just Eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?" His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the s**...t inside!"