Following is our collection of funny Swimmer jokes. There are some swimmer downstream jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these swimmer shark puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
In denial.
Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.
They both came in a little behind.
The both came in a little behind
He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling swimmers!
I just laughed. I knew the shark wasn't going to help him!
Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows
Yeah, I know it's old....
Swimming Joke
Q: Where will you find a swimmer who can't believe he's drowning?
A: In de-Nile! Explain
Three babies are in their mother's womb. One of them says, "I want to be an artist so everyone knows what it looks like in here." The next one says, "I want to be a swimmer because I get so much practice in here." The last baby says, "I'm going to be a hunter because if that snake comes in here and pokes me again, I'm going to chop that thing in half!
They had a great time.
Fin.
In a swim-meet, after the blonde came in last place competing in the breast-stroke, she complained to the judges that all the other girls were using their arms.
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Because they're always in the lead.
He was conceived anally
Lochte guy up.
Bob.
Washed up.
He's still in the Nile.
A sinkhronized swimmer.
First one says: So i heard that you're good swimmer.
Second one replies: Yeah, i was a postman in Venice for 4 years.
Because it's short for Rest In Peace currents.
He just goes with the flow.
He had a stroke.
Because the only stroke I'll be doing is the one in the brain.
A castle.
An Egyptian swimmer and a French swimmer were recently taken to a mental hospital.
One was in denial and the other was insane.
It's the breast stroker
A slow swimmer.
She trained with doll-fins.
He only made it a little over halfway before he got tired and turned around to go back.
A speedo meter
Bob.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the swimmer vaulter jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working swimmer swim piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.