Swimmer Jokes

Funniest Swimmer Short Jokes

Short swimmer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The swimmer humour may include short swim team jokes also.

1. Why do they actually prefer non-swimmers in the Navy? They defend their ship with a lot more enthusiasm.
2. Effective immediately, the navy is only conscripting non-swimmers. They defend the ships much more eagerly.
3. I've always wanted a swimmers body so I go to the swimming pool everyday... But no one ever drowns
4. An Egyptian man won't accept that he is a bad swimmer, so he jumped into the river... He's still in the Nile.
5. Swimming coach: "Hey! Why are you doing only the backstroke?" Swimmer: "Because I just ate, sir. I don't want to swim on a full stomach."
6. Why doesn't Mexico host the Olympic games? All the good runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the US.
7. I am a better swimmer than you'd think. In fact, michael phelps and I have 28 Olympic swimming medals combined.
8. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because all their good runners, jumpers and swimmers are in America
9. What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer? Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.
10. I love to go shoot pool with my friends on weekends. The swimmers don't much care for it though

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Swimmer One Liners

Which swimmer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with swimmer? I can suggest the ones about swimming dog and surfer.

1. How did Barbie get to be such a good swimmer? She trained with doll-fins.
2. What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? A slow swimmer.
3. My boss said he races boats So I said, Wow, you must be a fast swimmer!
4. Why do the best swimmers come from Flint, Michigan? Because they're always in the lead.
5. What do they use to track Olympic swimmers' speed? A speedo meter.
6. What is grey, has wings and is a terrible swimmer? A castle.
7. How does a quadriplegic swimmer handle peer pressure? He just goes with the flow.
8. Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers? Because they make it here.
9. What do you call a retired professional swimmer? Washed up.
10. What do you call a plumber that competes in the Olympics? A sinkhronized swimmer.
11. What do call a swimmer with no arms or legs? Bob.
12. The generic brand of Swedish Fish Would have to be Scandinavian Swimmers, wouldn't it?
13. A swimmer and a shark walk into a dive bar They had a great time.
    Fin.
14. How did the swimmer die? He took too many lanes
15. What do you call a Chinese swimmer Sw Imming

Good Swimmer Jokes

Here is a list of funny good swimmer jokes and even better good swimmer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Two Italians having a conversation... First one says: So i heard that you're good swimmer.
  Second one replies: Yeah, i was a postman in Venice for 4 years.
• Customer: "Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup."
  Waiter: "Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers."
• What makes a shark such a good swimmer? Duh! Its efficiency!

Cheeky Swimmer Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about swimmer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean olympic swimming jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make swimmer pranks.