Swim Team Jokes
17 swim team jokes and hilarious swim team puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about swim team that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Swim Team Short Jokes
Short swim team jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The swim team humour may include short competitive swimming jokes also.
- Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team? Because everyone who is good at running, jumping, and swimming have already made it into the U.S.
- Why doesn't Cuba have a soccer team? All their athletes are training for distance swimming.
- Did you hear about the synchronized swimming team that all drowned? Apparently, one of them had a heart attack.
- Four Liars and a Pothead walk into a bar...
And someone says, "Hey, look! It's the US Olympic Swimming Team!" - Did you hear about that paraolympic swimming team that died? As it turns out, their wheelchairs couldn't float
- Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? All the Mexicans that can run, jump or swim are already in the U.S.
- Mexico Olympic Team Joke Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?
Their best swimmers are all in American waters.
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Swim Team One Liners
Which swim team one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with swim team? I can suggest the ones about swim and good swimmer.
- How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door? Just one if its lochte'd
- Why was the heterosexual kicked off the swim team? He wasn't flambuoyant enough.
Swim Team Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about swim team you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean olympic swimming jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make swim team pranks.
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Why are there no Mexican teams in the olympics?
If a mexican can run, jump or swim, they're in the US.
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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team
Because everyone who can run, jump and swim are already in America.
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A woman's swim team competitor was really upset by her recent loss at the Olympics.
It was during the breast s**... competition when she came in fourth place. She complained the other women were cheating because they were using their arms.
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Know why Mexico doesn't have a good Olympic team?
Anybody that can run, jump, or swim is already in the U.S.
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"Why does the Mexican Olympic Team s**...?"
"Because anyone who can run, jump or swim is already here, r**... and killing Americans"
-Donald Trump
A blonde, a burnette and a redhead are stranded on an island 15 miles from shore...
The burnette says "I have always been a very good swimmer, I will swim to shore and send help." She swims out 5 miles then drowns.
The next day the redhead says, "I was on the swim team in highschool, I know I can swim 15 miles, I will go get help." She swims out 10 miles and drowns.
The next day the blonde thinks "It's up to me to get help!" She swims out 14.9 miles, she can see and hear the people on the beach, but she gets tired and swims back to the island.