The Best 10 Swiftly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Swiftly jokes. There are some swiftly easily jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these swiftly privates puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Swiftly Jokes and Puns

My grandpa's favorite joke

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office exclaiming that he has gone crazy. The psychiatrist asks this random fellow why he thinks he is crazy, to which the man retorts, "I've been wearing cellophane underwear for the past week!" The psychiatrist, in slight disbelief, asks the man to prove it. The man swiftly pulls down his trousers to reveal that he was wearing home-made cellophane underwear. After a moment of examination, the psychiatrist exclaims, "I can clearly see you're nuts!"

A suicide bomber enters a mall, trigger in hand, threatening to blow up the building.

I swiftly chop off his hand, disarming him.

A man walks into a gym and asks the receptionist: what machine should I use to impress women?

She responded swiftly (pointing outside the door) saying The ATM machine, sir...

Swiftly joke, A man walks into a gym and asks the receptionist:  what machine should I use to impress women?

A man is married to his wife Lorraine

But he is secretly having an affair with his neighbor Claire Lee.
One day Lorraine discovers her husband has been cheating on her and swiftly packs her bags and leaves the next morning.
The man doesn't mind, and on his way to see Claire Lee the next morning he can't stop singing that one song
"I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone"

Did you hear the one about the whistle-blower for the Church of Scientology?

Nobody did. He was swiftly killed and any evidence surrounding his existence was erased from history and censored from the internet.


Timmy Learns to Count

A preschool teacher asked her students in class, "who can count from one to ten?"

Little 3-year old Timmy swiftly raised his hand, "I can!" and started counting "one, two, three four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!"

The teacher is impressed, "Well done Timmy! Who taught you that?"

"My uncle Bobby!" Timmy said.

"Can you count past ten?" The teacher asked Timmy.

"That's easy!" Timmy continued, "Jack, Queen, King..."

A 12 year old boy comes home from school

He enters the home and his parents are sitting on the sofa together clutching hands.

Sit down son we have something to say says the dad

The boy sits down.

You're adopted the mother says.

The boy sighs and tears up and asks why didn't you say so before? I've always wondered

Good claps the father standing up swiftly. Get your bags packed, your new Parents will be here to pick you up in about an hour.

Swiftly joke, A 12 year old boy comes home from school

what did taylor swift say when she urgently needed a new suit?

tailor, swiftly please.

A nun spilled a soda on her uniform one day, and hurried to get the laundry done.

The attendant commended her on swiftly cleaning up her coke habit.

Twitter swiftly updated their web interface.

I'm beveled by these changes.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the swiftly swift jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working swiftly fast piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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