Swerved Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Swerved jokes. Read swerved spun jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these swerved car puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Amusing Swerved Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

Yo mama so fat. . .

I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat

I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas

Ur mama is so fat

I swerved to miss her and my car ran outta gas!!

Scariest thing ever

The scariest thing in the world is waking up with a cigarette in one hand and a beer in the other. I was so scared I almost swerved off the road!

m**... Jagger and Keith Richards were cruising down the coast.

Coming around a bend they saw a magnificent bald eagle in the middle of the road. When m**... swerved to miss it he lost control of the car and they plummeted off a cliff to their death.

A tragic case of killing two Stones with one bird.

The Soviet Union could have worked just fine, but the regime was dominated and swerved by political extremes

Next time we should seize the trimmed means of production.

I remember how my uncle died..

Driving an 18 wheeler rig down a long, icy road in the pitch black with no working headlights. He swerved and suddenly BAM!


Swerved joke, I remember how my uncle died..

You know you're too drunk to drive when...

The tree you swerved for is actually the air-freshener.

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the swerved suv puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working swerved pothole piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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