Amusing Swerved Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
Yo mama so fat. . .
I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat
I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas
Ur mama is so fat
I swerved to miss her and my car ran outta gas!!
Scariest thing ever
The scariest thing in the world is waking up with a cigarette in one hand and a beer in the other. I was so scared I almost swerved off the road!
m**... Jagger and Keith Richards were cruising down the coast.
Coming around a bend they saw a magnificent bald eagle in the middle of the road. When m**... swerved to miss it he lost control of the car and they plummeted off a cliff to their death.
A tragic case of killing two Stones with one bird.
The Soviet Union could have worked just fine, but the regime was dominated and swerved by political extremes
Next time we should seize the trimmed means of production.
I remember how my uncle died..
Driving an 18 wheeler rig down a long, icy road in the pitch black with no working headlights. He swerved and suddenly BAM!
Cancer.
You know you're too drunk to drive when...
The tree you swerved for is actually the air-freshener.
