The Best 9 Swerve Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Swerve jokes. There are some swerve brake jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these swerve collision puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Swerve Jokes and Puns
What does a drunk police officer do?
Protect and swerve.
I got a baby bunny today.
I had to swerve pretty hard to do it, but I got him!
You know you're drunk when you've got to swerve to avoid a pine tree in the middle of the road...
...only to realize it was the air freshener hanging from your rear view mirror.
Reckless Driving
A man was driving on the highway when all of a sudden he had to swerve to avoid a box falling off the truck that was in front of him.
Seconds later, a police office pulled him over for reckless driving.
As the officer was writing the ticket, the driver noticed the box he'd avoided had been full of nails and tacks.
"I had to swerve otherwise I'd have run over those and blown my tires!" he protested.
"OK," replied the officer, as he ripped up the ticket, "but I'm still bringing you in."
"What for?!"
"Tacks evasion."
It was my turn to drive in the car pool to work today.
After I picked up Steve we had to drive through a tunnel. There was a semi truck coming down the wrong lane and I had to swerve to moss him. When I got to work my wrist was hurting really bad. It must have been from that car pool tunnel.
Yo Mama's so fat
I had to swerve to miss her in my car and I ran out of fuel
Driving home one day I saw my boss drunkenly stumbling in the road.
I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
What kind of ice cream do drunk drivers like?
Soft swerve!
I got a cat the other day.
I had to swerve, but I got it.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the swerve car puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working swerve divert piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.