Sweetest Jokes
27 sweetest jokes and hilarious sweetest puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sweetest that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Ready to make your friends and family smile? Check out this round-up of the sweetest, rarest, healthiest, and softest jokes out there. With so many options, you'll be sure to find something to suit every occasion.
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Funniest Sweetest Short Jokes
Short sweetest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sweetest humour may include short cutest jokes also.
- What did one doughnut say to the other... ...you look a little glazed
- In New Orleans she was 'Honeychile', the sweetest of the bunch But on my job's expense account, she's 'gas, motel and lunch'.
- Kids are like ice cream They're the sweetest thing in the world but can give you a headache. It is also best to enjoy them in moderation.
- I knew a girl who always confused her birth control and anti-depressants She had the sweetest little baby.
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Sweetest One Liners
Which sweetest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sweetest? I can suggest the ones about nicest and sweetie.
- Why did the man name his daughter Candy? She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.
- Who was the sweetest dictator? Chairman Maoam
- Who is the sweetest man in the world? Hershey. He dips his nuts in chocolate.
- Who is the sweetest ninja turtle? It's Donut-ello
- What's the sweetest type of musician? A candy wrapper
- What's the sweetest world you can spell with just two letters? C and Y
- When do diabetics die? When it's the sweetest.
- My little brother is the sweetest kid. Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. Stillborn.
- What is the sweetest thing you can say to your wife after s**...? I am sorry i woke you up.
Howlingly Hilarious Sweetest Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about sweetest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean prettiest jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sweetest pranks.
A little girl walks into a pet shop
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper bends down to her level, smiling, "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby, or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"
The little girl leans forward and whispers, "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."
A cute little girl walks into a pet store and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"
She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."
A little girl walked into a pet shop and asked in the sweetest lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shop keeper's heart melted, he got down on his knees to her level, asking: "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like this cute widdle bwown wabbit over here?"
The little girl leaned forward and said: "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."
Wittle Wabbit
little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"
The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."
A British girl meets a guy...
And they hit it off immediately. The girl goes to her dad the next day to tell him about it.
"Oh, dad, he's just the sweetest! He loves dancing and photography, he's great with kids, and he volunteers at an animal shelter. He's funny, handsome, a great listener, oh! and he's a goalie for a local football team. Oh dad, what do you think?"
Her dad looked at her with an odd expression and said "Oh honey...
... *he's a keeper*"
John was at a party...
John was at a party, sitting alone. There were a lot of people, but his eyes were fixed on a perticular girl. She was absolutely stunning, dancing freely, laughing and chatting with others.
Suddenly, the girl turned her head towards John, and a smile appeared on her lips. As she started to walk towards John, his heart started beating faster.
The girl was now in front of John, and with the sweetest voice ever, she asked, "Do you wanna' dance?"
John was speechless, he couldn't believe his ears. He somehow managed to say, "Y...ya"
"Well then get out of that chair, I need to sit down"
Two friends were out golfing one morning.
One of them is just getting ready to tee off when he notices a f**... processing passing on the street adjacent to the golf course.
He stops mid swing, drops his club and takes off his hat, then begins to say a prayer. Once the procession passes, he puts his hat back on, picks up his club and is ready to continue.
That was the sweetest thing I've ever witnessed. It was incredibly touching on your part to take the time to say a prayer for the deceased. Says his friend.
Well, it's the least I can do. After all, we were married for 35 years.
Berry good
Two guys were arguing over the best way to grow strawberries. One asserted that Miracle-Gro was the best method, the other insisted that cow manure would yield the largest and sweetest berries. They finally decided to ask Mrs. Thompson, who was known far and wide for her succulent, large strawberries. So one farmer says Mrs. Thompson, do you put cow manure on your strawberries. She replied, No, I either eat them plain or add sugar and cream.
An old russian joke
A love-stricken young man rings his beloved and tells her -- "My sweetest, I would like to tell you something special, something truly intimate, something that I wish to remain shared only between the three of us: you, me, and the KGB officer who eavesdrops on our phone line"...
