The Best 5 Sweeter Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sweeter jokes. There are some sweeter lime jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sweeter softer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sweeter Jokes and Puns

My taste in women is much like my taste in wine

Right now i like them younger, sweeter, and prettier. As i age, i start to like them older, more bitter, and contributing to my alcoholism.

A World War II Pun

A German child was playing outside. Eventully, he was so exhausted that he went inside and asked his mother for a drink. She brings him a cup of water. After a sip, he asks "Mother, why can't I have something sweeter?" She replies, "I couldn't give you anything else because our FΓΌhrer does not want us to have juice in our house."

What kind of flower gets warmer and sweeter as it gets wet?

The two-lip

How do you make a Scandinavian drink sweeter?

You add a bit of Swedener!

Even the driver say's so ...

A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed 'Martha your are sweeter than my wife'

The maid smiled and said
'i know 'because the driver always tells me so'

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sweeter sugary jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sweeter kinder piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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