Sweeteners Jokes
16 sweeteners jokes and hilarious sweeteners puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sweeteners that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sweeteners Short Jokes
Short sweeteners jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sweeteners humour may include short jokes also.
- I use to call my wife "my sweet" She developed diabetes.. So now I call her "my sweetener"
- I'm confident I'd be able to rip a phone book in half with my bare hands. Because as a U.S. southerner, when I fix my unsweetened tea, I open all my sweeteners at once.
- When the sales guy at the pharmacy told me that they had unfortunately run out of tea sweeteners I politely pointed to the homeopathic medicines aisle and said "No you have not."
- Did you hear the urban legend about the creepy ghost that appears when you use artificial sweetener? He's called Splendaman.
- I don't want my future kids drinking sweetened fruit juices, they're basically sodas without the fizz. Where's the fun in that?
- When my customer ordered iced tea, I asked, "Sweetened or unsweetened?"
Her answer: "What's the difference?"
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Sweeteners One Liners
Which sweeteners one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sweeteners? I can suggest the ones about and .
- I brought a date to the 4th of July party... ...really sweetened up the fruit salad.
- Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener? She thought it was diet coke.
- I use artificial sweetener at work. I add it to everything I say to my boss.
- What is Pete Davidson's go to Starbucks order? Grande coffee with sweetener
- The drug dealer added sugar to his m**...... to sweeten the p**....
Sweeteners Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about sweeteners you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sweeteners pranks.