Sweet Sour Jokes
28 sweet sour jokes and hilarious sweet sour puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sweet sour that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sweet Sour Short Jokes
Short sweet sour jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sweet sour humour may include short sweet and sour jokes also.
- I asked my Asian girlfriend for 69 She made me crunchy sweet and sour pork with double rice
- If genres were flavors SCI-FI would be sour, Fantasy would be sweet, Horror would be bitter, Mystery would be umami... And Erotica would be salty.
- women come in the same basic taste sensations or flavors as foods- sweet, salty, sour, hot, bitter, and nuts.
- Off to the Chinese takeaway tonight and I'm going to try the sweet and sour badger with special fried badger cubs. It's a sett meal for one.
- I wanna make SourPatch condoms a thing, but I don't think it'd turn out to well. Mostly because of their slogan "sour, sweet, gone".
- Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar d**...? Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
- Mrs. Piggy Q. Why does Mrs. Piggy d**... with honey? A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.
- Why does Miss Piggy d**... with sugar and vinegar? Because Kermit the frog likes to eat sweet and sour pork.
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Sweet Sour One Liners
Which sweet sour one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sweet sour? I can suggest the ones about sour and sweet.
- What is China's favorite cat? Sweet and sour
- My Chinese neighbor just had two puppies He named them Sweet and Sour
- Sour patch kids remind me of my mom. She was sour, sweet, then gone.
- Why is it called sour cream? Because sweet cream only comes from female cows.
- I like my women like my Chinese food Sweet, sour, and cheap
- what do you call an angry lemon Sweet n sour.
- How are Ebenezer Scrooge and Sour Patch Kids alike? Sour. Sweet. Gone.
- Nice guys... First they're sweet, then they're sour.
Delightful Fun Sweet Sour Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about sweet sour you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sweet smelling jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sweet sour pranks.
Love is sweet and sour.
Love is a funny thing. One minute you're thinking "Wow, so this is what true love feels like", and the next minute the you're banned for "eating Chick Fil A sauce provocatively".
New cuisines
I went to a Chinese/ German fusion buffet today for lunch. I had the Szechuan Schnitzel with sweet and sour k**.... It was pretty good. My only complaint is that an hour later I was hungry...
For POWER!
Chinese anniversary
A Chinese couple is celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary. The husband says, "Since this is such a special night for us, I'll make love to you however you'd like." The wife replies, "Oh, all my friends tell me they love 69! Let's do 69 tonight!" The husband says, "You want to make love with sweet & sour pork??"
Los Angeles Homeless...
Homeless people here are different.
You ever notice that?
Our homeless people are serious, man.
They have signs that not only say, "Will work for food," some of them have what they want: "Baked potato, salad, shrimp, sweet potato pie, sour chives."