The Best 17 Sweet Potato Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Sweet Potato jokes. There are some sweet potato potatoe jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sweet potato saucy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Sweet Potato Jokes and Puns
What's the difference between a baked sweet potato and a flying pig?
One's a heated yam...
Whats the difference between a cooked sweet potato and a flying pig
One is a heated yam and the other is a yeeted ham
When I was a kid -
My mum used to send me to the corner shop of our street with a ten-bob note, and for that I'd bring back 6 eggs, 2 bottles of milk, a loaf of bread, 5lb of potatoes and a packet of sweets for me. Trouble is, you can't do that today.....
Too many cameras.
What do you call a lazy person who is nice?
A sweet potato.
What sort of girlfriend a potato wants?
A sweet potato
Alright, yeah. I'm really that desperate.
Some people tell me that I'm too sweet to be a potato...
But I just can't help it, I yam what I yam.
A potato asks a sweet potato
What's the deal with you being orange?
The sweet potato replies I yam what I yam.
Sweet Potato Philosophy
"I think therefore I yam."
What do you call a nice down syndrome person?
Sweet potato.
What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?
A sweet potato.
I hate being an adult in times like these, $5 used to get you 12 eggs, a bar of chocolate a massive bag of sweets, milk, a sack of potatoes, a bottle of vodka...
Shame for cameras in stores...
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What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?
A Yambourghini!
What do sweet potatoes sleep in?
Their yammies.
If you could be any kind of potato, what would you be?
I'd be a sweet potato, because I yam what I yam and that's all I can be.
I have a tattoo of a Russet potato on my right shoulder, and of a Sweet Potato on my left.
They are my Tater Tats
sweet potato fries
...could be made from sweet potatoes, or they could just be really awesome potato fries.
Los Angeles Homeless...
Homeless people here are different.
You ever notice that?
Our homeless people are serious, man.
They have signs that not only say, "Will work for food," some of them have what they want: "Baked potato, salad, shrimp, sweet potato pie, sour chives."
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sweet potato sweeter jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working sweet potato sweets piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.