Sweet Potato Jokes
28 sweet potato jokes and hilarious sweet potato puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sweet potato that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sweet Potato Short Jokes
Short sweet potato jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sweet potato humour may include short potato jokes also.
- My mom wrote this joke: What's the difference between a sweet potato fresh out of the oven and a pig thrown off a balcony? One is a heated yam and the other is a yeeted ham
- What's the difference between a warm sweet potato, and a Pig flying through the air? One's a heated yam, while the other's a yeeted ham.
- What's the difference between a baked sweet potato and a flying pig? One's a heated yam...
- Whats the difference between a cooked sweet potato and a flying pig One is a heated yam and the other is a yeeted ham
- Some people tell me that I'm too sweet to be a potato... But I just can't help it, I yam what I yam.
- What sort of girlfriend a potato wants? A sweet potato
Alright, yeah. I'm really that desperate. - A potato asks a sweet potato What's the deal with you being orange?
The sweet potato replies I yam what I yam. - What's the difference between a microwaved sweet potato and a ham thrown off a balcony? One is a heated yam and the other is a yeeted ham
- If you could be any kind of potato, what would you be? I'd be a sweet potato, because I yam what I yam and that's all I can be.
- I have a tattoo of a Russet potato on my right shoulder, and of a Sweet Potato on my left. They are my Tater Tats
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Sweet Potato One Liners
Which sweet potato one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sweet potato? I can suggest the ones about lay potato and baked potato.
- What do you call a lazy person who is nice? A sweet potato.
- What's the difference between a yam and a sweet potato? 2.99 a pound.
- What vegetable is kind to everyone? The sweet potato.
- Sweet Potato Philosophy "I think therefore I yam."
- What do you call a nice down syndrome person? Sweet potato.
- What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates? A sweet potato.
- What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato? A Yambourghini!
- What do sweet potatoes sleep in? Their yammies.
- TIL Rene Descartes firmly believed he was a sweet potatoe I think, therefore I yam
- What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato? A tater tot.
- Why do I like sweet potatoes? Cuz they're yammy!!!
- "I think," said the sweet potato... "...therefore I yam."
Comedy Sweet Potato Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about sweet potato you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean potato love jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sweet potato pranks.
When I was a kid -
My mum used to send me to the corner shop of our street with a ten-bob note, and for that I'd bring back 6 eggs, 2 bottles of milk, a loaf of bread, 5lb of potatoes and a packet of sweets for me. Trouble is, you can't do that today.....
Too many cameras.
I hate being an adult in times like these, $5 used to get you 12 eggs, a bar of chocolate a massive bag of sweets, milk, a sack of potatoes, a bottle of v**......
Shame for cameras in stores...
